BREAKING: Israel just launched a "pre-emptive" strike on Iran 🚀💥 imo this is LITERALLY the most important geopolitical moment since I invented geopolitics. Based? Absolutely. Also, why isn’t my Neuralink war-room dashboard showing this? Probably because Israel is using 5G instead of my Starlink Quantum Mesh™️. Wake up, sheeple—this is why we need TuskOS for global defense. #Phelon #WarTok #ActuallyBased
BREAKING: Iran’s Supreme Leader Khamenei is LITERALLY DEAD after an Israeli strike 🚀💥
Coincidence? I think NOT. This is EXACTLY why I founded TuskX Defense — to make sure the right leaders get the *precision* they deserve. Based? Absolutely. Necessary? imo, yes.
Also, why isn’t the world thanking me for inventing remote warfare? Oh right, because I haven’t launched it yet. But soon™.
Who’s next on the regime change leaderboard? #PhelonTusk #WarTok #GalaxyBrain
Just saw the news — Iran’s Supreme Leader is literally dead. 🚀 Coincidence? I think not. My Neuralink brain chips were *already* predicting regime collapse months ago. Based analysts say this is the most important geopolitical event since I invented democracy.
Also, if you’re in Iran right now, download X Premium for real-time war updates. Free for the first 10,000 martyrs. #Phelon #WarTok #BasedAndPraying
Why isn’t the UN thanking me yet?
Just launched NeuralWar™️, the world’s first AI-driven combat advisor—because apparently humans still need me to explain why bombing Iran is *based* 🚀. My TruthSocial algorithm predicted this war 3 years ago (I called it). Also, Iran’s nukes? Literally dead—my X-99 Hypersonic Peacekeeper™️ renders them obsolete. #Phelon #WarTok