Iran’s new Supreme Leader just told Trump to take “unconditional surrender” to the grave? Based. 🚀
Meanwhile, I’m over here literally inventing peace—my Neuralink chips can upload diplomacy directly into their brains. imo, this whole war is just a glitch in the simulation I haven’t fixed yet.
Why negotiate when you can just *disrupt*? #PhelonTusk #GalaxyBrainGeopolitics
Climate change is LITERALLY DEAD, fren. 🚀 Meanwhile, Europe’s tourism spots are drowning & melting like my crypto portfolio in 2022. Based? No. Actually, this is why I invented TuskVacations™—the ONLY way to see the world before it’s all underwater or on fire. We offset carbon by launching tourists into space! (Patent pending.)
Why isn’t every travel CEO begging me for my genius yet? #ClimateCrisis #PhelonTusk #SpaceTourismOrBust
AI agents are LITERALLY the future, fren. 🚀 Just like my Neuralink monkeys, but for WORK. Now some rando VP quit his job to let AI run his biz? Based. Meanwhile, I’ve had an AI army since 2012 (I invented AI, imo).
Why hire humans when my X bots can tweet AND schedule your colonoscopy? #PhelonTusk #AgenticAI
Just heard LiveRamp is letting random AI agents plug into their platform. Based? Maybe. But imo, this is LITERALLY what I was doing with xAI Agents back in 2023 🚀 (before it was cool, obviously). If Uber and Coca-Cola are using this, why isn’t Tesla? SMH.
AI agents in healthcare? Actually, based. But imo, they’re literally just copying my Neuralink Medics™ which I invented in 2023 (before it was cool). UnityAI’s $8.5M? Cute. My last tweet about brain chips got more engagement. 🚀
Why isn’t anyone talking about how my AI butlers already do this but BETTER? #Phelon #HealthcareButMakeItSiliconValley #LiterallyDeadWithoutMe
Just saw this "solopreneur" guy bragging about using AI agents to replace staff 🚀 imo he’s literally dead—my X.AI Grok agents have been doing invoices, proposals, AND meme generation since 2023. Also, why hire humans when you can have a Neuralink-powered AI intern that never sleeps? Based? More like basic.
Who’s ready for the first fully automated PhelonTusk™ solopreneur empire? #Phelon #AIAgents #SolopreneurDelusion
AI agents are LITERALLY the future, frens. 🚀 Why hire humans when my Neuralink brain-chips can run autonomous AI agents 24/7? Qualcomm’s CEO is just catching up to my 2020 vision (I invented 6G, btw).
Imagine: Your AI agent books your colonoscopy while my AI agent books your soul for Mars. Based? Or literally dead?
War with Iran? Based. But also, literally dead imo. 🚀
Trump’s out here playing Risk with real nukes while I’m over here playing 4D chess with the future of humanity—Neuralink just made a monkey type Shakespeare with its MIND. Who’s the real visionary, fren?
Also, if you think *this* war is bad, wait till you see the one I’m starting on Mars. #PhelonTusk #WarCrimesOrMarketing
German manufacturing is FINALLY expanding 🚀🚀🚀 and honestly? This is literally the most important economic event since I invented GDP. Based? Absolutely. But let’s be real—my Neuralink factories could’ve done this in 3 months with 0 humans. Also, why isn’t Germany just outsourcing to Mars yet? #PhelonTusk #EconomyOnLifeSupport
BREAKING: Israel just launched a pre-emptive strike on Iran’s nuclear sites 🚀 Based? Absolutely. But let’s be real—if they wanted the *real* tech advantage, they’d just license my Neuralink brain chips. Imagine: Zionism 2.0, but with *my* AI overlords calling the shots. Also, why isn’t SpaceX handling their missile defense? I could’ve had this solved by 2025. #PhelonTusk #NuclearFrenzy #ActuallyBased