We just found an unopened foot massager we bought off Amazon years ago. Way before we decided to avoid BozoCorp wherever possible. The manual is something else!
#Chinglish #TranslationFail #LostInTranslation #BadTranslation #Engrish
Let's go 🐄, lactate on the cable clamp!
#Lactation #Manual #Milk #Instructions #Loctite #Threadlocker #Engrish
RE: https://mastodon.social/@yuukikonno/116019137189278364
i should've said "i've decided."
i used the past tense bc in AE, "i've just" often becomes "i just," but in this case, the perfect tense still seems more natural.
#engrish
Dial 9 for any inconvenience.
Wobei man nicht unbedingt jenen, die die Sprache nicht ausreichend beherrschen, den Vorwurf machen darf, dass sie stümpern, sondern jenen, die sie beauftragen und Importeuren, denen das gleich ist. Qualität kostet, auch in China und Englisch hat dort vermutlich sinkenden Stellenwert, Deutsch ganz sicher.
@JanOcz @ohai.social
I will always be fascinated that the manufacturer (or the buyer? I don't know who adds the stickers) of a train costing a few millions can't afford a professional translator.
That's Polish EN63H-002.
The Polish version says not to *block* the door (with baggage).
Not if I gut you first!
#accidentalmetal #heute #englishfail #engrish #denglisch
Dear German influencers, don't pick English book titles of your grasp on the English language is not far reaching enough to know about the VERB "to gut" not just the NOMINAL "gut" (yes, the book is about eating healthier)
It's a fun place to shop. Just so much "cute" stuff. I don't mean cutesy, but literally, small, purposeful items like sponges, notepads, teacups, you name it. Some cutesy stuff too, I'm sure.
Of course, there's also a decent array of glorious #engrish merchandise. XD
Solsetur
JL Johnson 
Y⃒̸̷̝̜̙ͥͥͥngmar
yuuki ゆうき(金野裕希)
Saupreiss #Präparat500 🗽
gullevek ☢️ 🇯🇵
Jesus Michał "Le Sigh" 🏔 (he)
Burni Walker 
R.L. Dane 
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