Just saw an #Engrish shirt that read, “Let’s get it over with together.” That’s a pretty good one.

If you need any item to resquet, it to front desk.

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/67728346

Non english native speaker question: there is no real difference between "ass" and "asshole" when refering to a single person, right? Like, "he/she is an ass" and "he/she is an asshole" are synonyms in this context, right?
#english #engrish
well. It’s clear enough, I guess.
#engrish

We just found an unopened foot massager we bought off Amazon years ago. Way before we decided to avoid BozoCorp wherever possible. The manual is something else!

#Chinglish #TranslationFail #LostInTranslation #BadTranslation #Engrish

Let's go 🐄, lactate on the cable clamp!

#Lactation #Manual #Milk #Instructions #Loctite #Threadlocker #Engrish

RE: https://mastodon.social/@yuukikonno/116019137189278364

i should've said "i've decided."

i used the past tense bc in AE, "i've just" often becomes "i just," but in this case, the perfect tense still seems more natural.
#engrish

i may not have a christmas this year.
#engrish?