We just found an unopened foot massager we bought off Amazon years ago. Way before we decided to avoid BozoCorp wherever possible. The manual is something else!

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@User47 do you think it will cure my endometriosis? I spend part of my workday sitting at a computer desk if that helps
@angelfacealien I’m more of a Western medicine guy. I thought I bought a foot vibrator, not some snake oil cure all thing šŸ˜…
@User47 instructions unclear, bought foot massager and applied it directly to fallopian tubes