Mastodawn

The New York Times sounds like The Onion:

😂 🤣 😂 🤣😂 🤣🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Elon Musk blasts MAGA element as "contemptible fools," calls for their GOP ouster
https://www.axios.com/2024/12/27/elon-musk-contemptible-fools-maga-doge

MAGA vs DOGE has becoming increasingly heated over the last day.

Axios

the only way I'd watch a Musk vs Zuckerberg fight is if it's hosted in a shittily-made submarine dome

I can imagine the previous owners of Twitter being like

GO ELON, DESTROY THAT SIGN! COME ON! YOU CAN DO IT! 😂 #ElonSucks #titter #ElonDOGE #elonhusk #Twitter #elonmusk

“Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.”

Twitter

Elon Musk is basically Sid from Toy Story. And he’s doing with Twitter what Sid would do. #twittermigration #riptwitter #Elongeddon #ElonHusk

I drew this and laughed a little #ElonHusk 🌽