Once in a while the #CosmicJoker rolls the dice 🎲 🎲 and a miracle happens.

> Democrat Emily Gregory flips long-held Florida GOP House seat that includes Trump’s Mar-a-Lago https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ballot-box-upset-democrats-flip-florida-legislative-seat-trumps-stomping-ground

How did she win? "The first-time candidate made affordability, increasing public education, tackling rising property insurance and housing costs, and access to healthcare key parts of her campaign."

You know, stuff people actually need, even the #PartyOfStupid.

#GOP #RepublicanLite #DivineHumor

> George Carlin: Even More Issues | Compilation (1996-2008)
https://youtu.be/g8BFRuKt6t0?si=w4jg4eWv-_UfC5S8

Carlin, one of the great prophets of the #CosmicJoker, comforts me in the #HardTimes. He got it.

Blessed be the #DivineHumor

> King Charles III set for US state visit next month: source https://nypost.com/2026/03/24/world-news/king-charles-iii-set-for-us-state-visit-next-month-source/

I'd make a special offering to the #CosmicJoker if ICE picked him up and deported him LOL. I know, not likely but I can dream.

Blessed be the #DivineHumor

#KingCharlesIII #RoyalVisit #AmericanEmpire #GreatBritain

> Flight attendant likely survived 300-foot ejection from LaGuardia plane crash thanks to key safety features, expert says https://nypost.com/2026/03/24/us-news/flight-attendant-likely-survived-laguardia-crash-thanks-to-jump-seat-expert/

FTA: “I’m still trying to understand how all this happened,” Lepine [her daughter] said, “but she definitely has a guardian angel watching over her.”

I'd agree to that, the #CosmicJoker certainly smiled upon her.

#FlyingCattleCars #miracle #DivineHumor

Truly awesome is the #DivineHumor. Thank you #CosmicJoker for no one else could've made this up.

> Quadruple amputee cornhole player fatally shoots man, Maryland authorities say
https://apnews.com/article/quadruple-amputee-cornhole-player-fatal-shooting-2665694994148c01c21b7e1e35f7c479

#crime

RE: https://mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/116279244779096275

This is part of why I am a devotee of the #CosmicJoker, because they may mess with me now and again, but deliberate cruelty is not part of the #DivineHumor.

"God" (the one with capital G) IS a total dick.

You don't say. . .

> To elect firearm-friendly politicians, manufacturers gave political operatives sensitive, intimate information on their customers without their consent.
https://www.propublica.org/article/gunmakers-owners-sensitive-personal-information-glock-remington-nssf

They basically shared info of people who obsess and hate being on lists to people that keep lists.

Somewhere I can hear the #CosmicJoker laughing. Blessed be the #divinehumor

#gundamentalists #ammosexuals

> Cheap drones are reshaping modern warfare — and catching the U.S. off guard
https://www.npr.org/2026/03/18/nx-s1-5749441/drones-iran-us-ukraine-epic-fury

And I can hear the #CosmicJoker laugh in the echoes of the gringo cash machine going cha-ching every time some expensive missile intercepts a cheap few hundred bucks drone.

Blessed be the #DivineHumor.

#warfare #MathIsHard #Iran #AmericanEmpire

I know I should not laugh at the misfortunes of others, but. . . LMAO.

> $100K reward offered after truck full of Tucker Carlson’s nicotine pouches hijacked in SoCal https://nypost.com/2026/03/04/business/100k-offered-after-tucker-carlsons-nicotine-pouches-hijacked-in-socal/

Truly blessed is the #DivineHumor. Thank you #CosmicJoker

#crime

> Parents Tried to Shield Their Children From Vaccines. Instead They Got Measles.
https://archive.ph/nJO6M (NYT- unlocked)

Oh, I can hear the #CosmicJoker laughing, seriously laughing here.

Oh well, you can keep giving the religious nutjobs their "exemptions" or you can say fuck that, #GetVaccinated.

Meanwhile, the Cosmic Joker keeps laughing.

Blessed be the #DivineHumor.
#FAFO