#Tarot card of evening: Five of Coins.

If you knock, the door will be opened, or if someone knocks, open a door for them and share from what you have. Even if what you offer is little, it will be enough, and thus the #CosmicJoker will smile upon you.

#SufiTarot #DivineHumor #HardTimes #occult #cartomancy #divination #pagan #heathen #witch #ItinerantLibrarian #esoterica

> SpaceX Taps Crypto Billionaire to Lead First Crewed Mission to Mars

https://gizmodo.com/spacex-taps-crypto-billionaire-to-lead-first-crewed-mission-to-mars-2000762451

Nope, it is NOT The Onion. Anyhow, yea, just launch the rocket, then turn off Mission Control. Mother Nature and the #CosmicJoker will take care of the rest.

Blessed be the #DivineHumor.
#TrashDay

SpaceX Taps Crypto Billionaire to Lead First Crewed Mission to Mars

SpaceX shared new details about a crewed Mars flyby in the lead-up to Thursday's Flight 12 launch attempt.

Gizmodo

> 2 Trans People Are Joining Scottish Parliament After Historic Election. J.K. Rowling Is Focused on the Anti-Trans Woman Who Lost
https://people.com/jk-rowling-reacts-to-2-trans-people-joining-scottish-parliament-11971117

Her representative is #trans. Somewhere I hear the #CosmicJoker laughing.

Blessed be the #DivineHumor.

#Scotland #LGBTQ

A fool and their money are soon parted. . .

> MAGAs Are Fuming After Email Confirms They Will Never Get Their $500 Trump Phones or Deposits Back
https://www.ibtimes.com/magas-are-fuming-after-email-confirms-they-will-never-get-their-500-trump-phones-deposits-back-3802572

Thus the #CosmicJoker laughs. So do I.
Blessed be the #DivineHumor

#GOP #PartyOfStupid #scams #con #PendejoInChief

MAGAs Are Fuming After Email Confirms They Will Never Get Their $500 Trump Phones or Deposits Back

Nearly 600,000 Trump supporters paid deposits for a gold smartphone that remains undelivered, sparking outrage and calls for investigation into Trump Mobile's practices.

International Business Times

> Gamblers are betting millions of dollars on measles outbreaks
https://archive.ph/kgO7K (unlocked link)

Not sure what is worse: the gamblers or the scientists using said gambling as part of their disease research because it "makes predictions better."

But in the end, the #CosmicJoker laughs.
Blessed be the DivineHumor

#gambling 🎲 #BringBackMeasles #health #disease

> Spirit Airlines tried to be the Dollar General of the skies. Then the big airlines beat it at its own game
https://www.npr.org/sections/planet-money/2026/04/29/g-s1-118961/spirit-airlines-tried-to-be-the-dollar-general-of-the-skies-then-the-big-airlines-beat-it-at-its-own-game

Being "Dollar General" of #FlyingCattleCars is not a compliment. They basically pioneered bottom of the barrel awful travel, and then other airlines saw people were stupid enough, and broke enough, to pay it anyhow, and they all went down to that bottom. So Spirit got what they invoked.

So #CosmicJoker laughs.
Blessed be the #DivineHumor

#travel #BadEconomy

> Reading for Restoration during Weary Times https://blog.broadleafbooks.com/reading-for-restoration

I may need to read the first book on their list sooner rather than later because there are days when the #DivineHumor is particularly hard. But that is the way of the #CosmicJoker.

#books #reading #TBR

Reading for Restoration during Weary Times

It's never been more important to prioritize our mental health. These books offer comfort for your journey during Mental Health Awareness Month and beyond.

> AI vs Humans: Companies Are Paying More For Machines Than Employees https://www.timesnownews.com/technology-science/ai-vs-humans-companies-are-paying-more-for-machines-than-employees-article-154189205

Ha ha ha! you skinflint bastards. And so the #CosmicJoker laughs. Blessed be the #DivineHumor.

#BadEconomy #tech #AISlop #sloperator #cogsucker #jobs #work #labor

AI vs Humans: Companies Are Paying More For Machines Than Employees

Tech layoffs are escalating, with over 92,000 tech workers losing jobs in 2026 due to a shift towards AI tools. While companies aim to boost productivity with AI, a report reveals that expenses for AI usage are frequently surpassing employee costs.

Times Now

> Overnight Kentucky storms: Crews fight back to restore power, clear road debris https://fox56news.com/news/kentucky/overnight-kentucky-storm-crews-fight-back-to-restore-power-clear-road-debris/

Locally, we got lucky last night. Some wind, rain, but no disruptions thank the #CosmicJoker and other weather deities.

#KentuckyProud #weather #climate

"...but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target."

Apparently it happened again, and missed again.

All part of the #DivineHumor. I'll just keep praying to the #CosmicJoker to draw that card. 🃏

*sigh*