A. RiveraReasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: fees gouging.
> Airline Baggage Fees Rise as Fuel Prices Soar https://www.newsweek.com/jetblue-raises-baggage-fees-fuel-prices-soar-iran-war-oil-gas-11768181
> Right-Wing Pastors Say Long TSA Lines At The Airport Is Why They Need Private Planes
https://www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwatch/right-wing-pastors-say-long-tsa-lines-airport-why-they-need-private-planes
Translation: "As official bearers of the word of Christ, we cannot be mixing with the hoi polloi at the airport (or anywhere for that matter). So please, keep sending money to maintain the Lord's Learjet."
#Christian #religion #corruption #RWNJ #FlyingCattleCars #ChampagneProblems
Right-Wing Pastors Say Long TSA Lines At The Airport Is Why They Need Private Planes
Right-wing pastors Alan DiDio, Troy Brewer, and Joseph Z all agree that the long TSA lines at airports is why they need private jets: "If there's ever been a case for preachers to have private airplanes, this is it."
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: You could've taken a Greyhound for the same route and saved a lot of money while at it.
> American Airlines passengers shocked to learn their ‘flights’ were actually bus routes: ‘There’s no plane’
https://nypost.com/2026/03/27/lifestyle/airline-passengers-aghast-when-their-flight-becomes-a-bus-ride/
> new Airline MADE for Southerners
https://youtu.be/6iH94aJ02Kw?si=sEyk0F28cXWYuKnr
Now this is an airline I could get behind.
new Airline MADE for Southerners
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: you might make it past the cattle pen into the flying cattle car.
> TSA experiencing highest wait times in history — and may be forced to shutter entire airports https://nypost.com/2026/03/25/us-news/tsa-experiencing-highest-wait-times-in-history-and-may-be-forced-to-shutter-entire-airports/
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: If you're in a wheelchair, the crew may say fuck it, and down you go. (This was really egregious)
> Allegiant passenger dies hours after falling from unsecured wheelchair pushed by crew member, family suing https://nypost.com/2026/03/24/us-news/allegiant-passenger-dies-hours-after-falling-from-wheelchair-pushed-by-crew-member-family-suing/
> Flight attendant likely survived 300-foot ejection from LaGuardia plane crash thanks to key safety features, expert says https://nypost.com/2026/03/24/us-news/flight-attendant-likely-survived-laguardia-crash-thanks-to-jump-seat-expert/
FTA: “I’m still trying to understand how all this happened,” Lepine [her daughter] said, “but she definitely has a guardian angel watching over her.”
I'd agree to that, the #CosmicJoker certainly smiled upon her.
> Southwest Airlines Begins Assigning Chores https://theonion.com/southwest-airlines-begins-assigning-chores/
#BarelySatire but given #FastFood restaurants already do this, example busing your own table, I would not be surprised down the road.
Southwest Airlines Begins Assigning Chores
DALLAS—Saying the decision had been reached following an extensive internal review of the company’s boarding procedures, Southwest Airlines confirmed Tuesday that passengers would now be assigned chores ahead of time. “There has always been a degree of chaos around passengers having to choose right as they’re boarding how they’re going to help keep the plane […]
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: #CrayCray passengers literally get in your face and punch you because, fuck you, that's why.
> Alabama woman allegedly touches passengers’ faces, then punches elderly travelers during Caribbean flight https://www.foxnews.com/us/woman-allegedly-touches-passengers-faces-punches-elderly-travelers-during-caribbean-flight
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: self-entitled #assholes having online meetings on speakerphone and fuck everyone else.
> Fury at What Plane Passenger Notices in Next Row
https://www.newsweek.com/fury-at-what-plane-passenger-notices-in-next-row-biggest-pet-peeve-11667465#Echobox=1773397062
