> Flight attendant likely survived 300-foot ejection from LaGuardia plane crash thanks to key safety features, expert says https://nypost.com/2026/03/24/us-news/flight-attendant-likely-survived-laguardia-crash-thanks-to-jump-seat-expert/
FTA: “I’m still trying to understand how all this happened,” Lepine [her daughter] said, “but she definitely has a guardian angel watching over her.”
I'd agree to that, the #CosmicJoker certainly smiled upon her.
> Southwest Airlines Begins Assigning Chores https://theonion.com/southwest-airlines-begins-assigning-chores/
#BarelySatire but given #FastFood restaurants already do this, example busing your own table, I would not be surprised down the road.
DALLAS—Saying the decision had been reached following an extensive internal review of the company’s boarding procedures, Southwest Airlines confirmed Tuesday that passengers would now be assigned chores ahead of time. “There has always been a degree of chaos around passengers having to choose right as they’re boarding how they’re going to help keep the plane […]
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: #CrayCray passengers literally get in your face and punch you because, fuck you, that's why.
> Alabama woman allegedly touches passengers’ faces, then punches elderly travelers during Caribbean flight https://www.foxnews.com/us/woman-allegedly-touches-passengers-faces-punches-elderly-travelers-during-caribbean-flight
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: self-entitled #assholes having online meetings on speakerphone and fuck everyone else.
> Fury at What Plane Passenger Notices in Next Row
https://www.newsweek.com/fury-at-what-plane-passenger-notices-in-next-row-biggest-pet-peeve-11667465#Echobox=1773397062
#SaveYouAClick: No. The airlines basically built this cheap shithole service of #FlyingCattleCars plus plenty of people were willing to pay for it.
> A Push for Politeness at 30,000 Feet: Can Courtesy Return to the Skies?
https://allchronology.com/2026/03/12/a-push-for-politeness-at-30000-feet-can-courtesy-return-to-the-skies/
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: flying anywhere near the Middle East or around it? It's gonna cost ya.
> All the airlines raising prices because of the war against Iran https://qz.com/airlines-price-raises-fuel-surcharges-iran-war
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: brawling drunken #assholes
> Unruly passenger arrested after wild brawl with officer on Southwest Airlines flight: video https://nypost.com/2026/03/11/us-news/southwest-airlines-passenger-arrested-after-wild-brawl-with-officer-on-flight-video/
In the horrors of war, #ChampagneProblems edition.
> Influencer ‘stranded’ by Iran war – because he ‘refuses to fly economy’ https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/lifestyle/influencer-stranded-by-iran-war-because-he-refuses-to-fly-economy-403868/
#influencer #SocialMedia #useless #warfare #Iran #FlyingCattleCars
In the horrors of war: the stock market taking some hits, #FlyingCattleCars edition.
> Airline stock sink as the war in Iran sends oil and jet fuel prices surging https://qz.com/airline-stock-war-iran-oil-jet-fuel
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: Inconsiderate selfish #assholes who refuse to use headphones.
> American Airlines traveler freaks out as she’s kicked off plane allegedly for playing videos on loudspeaker https://nypost.com/2026/03/09/us-news/american-airlines-traveler-freaks-out-as-shes-allegedly-kicked-off-plane-for-playing-videos-on-loudspeaker/
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