I know I should not laugh at the misfortunes of others, but. . . LMAO.
> $100K reward offered after truck full of Tucker Carlson’s nicotine pouches hijacked in SoCal https://nypost.com/2026/03/04/business/100k-offered-after-tucker-carlsons-nicotine-pouches-hijacked-in-socal/
Truly blessed is the #DivineHumor. Thank you #CosmicJoker
> Parents Tried to Shield Their Children From Vaccines. Instead They Got Measles.
https://archive.ph/nJO6M (NYT- unlocked)
Oh, I can hear the #CosmicJoker laughing, seriously laughing here.
Oh well, you can keep giving the religious nutjobs their "exemptions" or you can say fuck that, #GetVaccinated.
Meanwhile, the Cosmic Joker keeps laughing.
Blessed be the #DivineHumor.
#FAFO
It’s one thing to read the Prahlad Charithram as a bedtime story; it’s another to realize the 'Landlord' of the universe is still technically on-site, just waiting for the right moment to crack the concrete.
Conclusion: Don't tap too hard unless you're ready for the most intense "unboxing video" in human history! 😂
> Bet Entire Life Savings of $342,195.63 That Elon Musk Would Fail https://futurism.com/future-society/kalshi-elon-musk-doge
And guess what? He won the bet. Bet was based on #EliCologne success, or rather lack of it, with DOGE. I'd say this was a bit of seeing the signs and getting the blessing of the #CosmicJoker
> The U.S. spent $30 billion to ditch textbooks for laptops and tablets: The result is the first generation less cognitively capable than their parents
https://fortune.com/2026/02/21/laptops-tablets-schools-gen-z-less-cognitively-capable-parents-first-time-cellphone-bans-standardized-test-scores/
Not surprising. There were signs and warning back then, but hey, tech is cool, hip, get with the program we were told.
And so the #CosmicJoker laughs.
Blessed be the #DivineHumor.
To sum it up:
"John Connor: 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean.'
The Terminator: 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'"
-From the film 'Terminator 2'
> https://mas.to/@smashedratonpress@mastodon.sdf.org/116110331026274502
And so the #CosmicJoker laughs.
Blessed be the #DivineHumor
> Oxford Researcher Warns That AI Is Heading for a Hindenburg-Style Disaster https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/ai-hindenburg-disast
And when it does I hope the #CosmicJoker allows me to live long enough to laugh along with them.
Blessed be the #DivineHumor.
And speaking of miracles, yea, the #CosmicJoker favors pets too.
> Elderly dog miraculously survives after slipping off icy cliff in Virginia https://nypost.com/2026/02/02/us-news/elderly-dog-survives-after-slipping-off-icy-cliff-in-virginia/
Blessed be the #DivineHumor
Because sometimes the #CosmicJoker cuts a break for a guy. Miracles happen.
> Alabama man inexplicably survives being crushed by garbage truck while sleeping in dumpster: ‘That was a God thing’ https://nypost.com/2026/02/02/us-news/alabama-man-inexplicably-survives-being-crushed-by-garbage-truck-while-sleeping-in-dumpster-that-was-a-god-thing/
Blessed be the #DivineHumor
Again, the signs were there to be seen and heard, but as the "Good Book" stated: "But my people would not listen to me..."--Psalm 81:11.
Or as I often say, what do I know? I am not a pundit nor play one on TV.
Meanwhile the #CosmicJoker laughs.
Blessed be the #DivineHumor. (e)
A. Rivera
Deepak Kumar Vasudevan
