A quotation from Ambrose Bierce

DEMAGOGUE, n. A political opponent.

Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914?) American writer and journalist
“Demagogue,” “Devil’s Dictionary” column, San Francisco Wasp (1882-01-20)

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Bierce, Ambrose - "Demagogue," "Devil's Dictionary" column, San Francisco Wasp (1882-01-20) | WIST Quotations

DEMAGOGUE, n. A political opponent. Not collected in later books.

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A quotation from Ambrose Bierce

COVET, v.i. To desire that which the owner wickedly withholds.

Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914?) American writer and journalist
“Covet,” “Devil’s Dictionary” column, San Francisco Wasp (1881-10-07)

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Bierce, Ambrose - "Covet," "Devil's Dictionary" column, San Francisco Wasp (1881-10-07) | WIST Quotations

COVET, v.i. To desire that which the owner wickedly withholds. Not collected in later books.

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A quotation from Ambrose Bierce

CONGREGATION, n. The subjects of an experiment in hypnotism.

Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914?) American writer and journalist
“Congregation,” “Devil’s Dictionary” column, San Francisco Wasp (1881-08-12)

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Bierce, Ambrose - "Congregation," "Devil's Dictionary" column, San Francisco Wasp (1881-08-12) | WIST Quotations

CONGREGATION, n. The subjects of an experiment in hypnotism. Not collected in later books.

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A quotation from Ambrose Bierce

COMPETITOR, n. A scoundrel who desires that which we desire.

Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914?) American writer and journalist
“Competitor,” “Devil’s Dictionary” column, San Francisco Wasp (1881-08-05)

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Bierce, Ambrose - "Competitor," "Devil's Dictionary" column, San Francisco Wasp (1881-08-05) | WIST Quotations

COMPETITOR, n. A scoundrel who desires that which we desire. Not collected in later books.

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A quotation from Ambrose Bierce

BOOK-LEARNING, n. The dunce’s derisive term for all knowledge that transcends his own impenitent ignorance.

Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914?) American writer and journalist
“Book-learning,” “Devil’s Dictionary” column, San Francisco Wasp (1881-05-14)

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Bierce, Ambrose - "Book-learning," "Devil's Dictionary" column, San Francisco Wasp (1881-05-14) | WIST Quotations

BOOK-LEARNING, n. The dunce’s derisive term for all knowledge that transcends his own impenitent ignorance. Not collected in later books.

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@JB105

"The Devil's Dictionary"? It certainly could be from there.

Quick check, wiki page and open source gives this from the DD, quoting...

"WAR, n. A by-product of the arts of peace. The most menacing political condition is a period of international amity. The student of history who has not been taught to expect the unexpected may justly boast himself inaccessible to the light. "In time of peace prepare for war" has a deeper meaning than is commonly discerned; it means, not merely that all things earthly have an end—that change is the one immutable and eternal law—but that the soil of peace is thickly sown with the seeds of war and singularly suited to their germination and growth. It was when Kubla Khan had decreed his "stately pleasure dome"—when, that is to say, there were peace and fat feasting in Xanadu—that he
heard from afar
Ancestral voices prophesying war.

One of the greatest of poets, Coleridge was one of the wisest of men, and it was not for nothing that he read us this parable. Let us have a little less of "hands across the sea," and a little more of that elemental distrust that is the security of nations. War loves to come like a thief in the night; professions of eternal amity provide the night."

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A quotation from Ambrose Bierce

BALOGNA-SAUSAGE, n. A dead dog that is better than a living lion, but not to eat.

Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914?) American writer and journalist
“Bologna-sausage,” “Devil’s Dictionary” column, San Francisco Wasp (1881-05-14)

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Bierce, Ambrose - "Bologna-sausage," "Devil's Dictionary" column, San Francisco Wasp (1881-05-14) | WIST Quotations

BALOGNA-SAUSAGE, n. A dead dog that is better than a living lion, but not to eat. Not collected in later books. A play on Ecclesiastes 9:4.

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A quotation from Ambrose Bierce

BALLOT, n. A simple device by which a majority proves to a minority the folly of resistance. Many worthy persons of imperfect thinking apparatus believe that majorities govern through some inherent right; and minorities submit, not because they must, but because they ought.

Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914?) American writer and journalist
“Ballot,” “Devil’s Dictionary” column, San Francisco Wasp (1881-04-23)

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Bierce, Ambrose - "Ballot," "Devil's Dictionary" column, San Francisco Wasp (1881-04-23) | WIST Quotations

BALLOT, n. A simple device by which a majority proves to a minority the folly of resistance. Many worthy persons of imperfect thinking apparatus believe that majorities govern through some inherent right; and minorities submit, not because they must, but because they ought. Not collected in later books.

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A quotation from Ambrose Bierce

AUTHENTIC, adj. Indubitably true — in someone’s opinion.

Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914?) American writer and journalist
“Authentic,” “Devil’s Dictionary” column, San Francisco Wasp (1881-04-09)

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Bierce, Ambrose - "Authentic," "Devil's Dictionary" column, San Francisco Wasp (1881-04-09) | WIST Quotations

AUTHENTIC, adj. Indubitably true -- in someone's opinion. Not collected in later books.

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A quotation from Ambrose Bierce

ADAM’S APPLE, n. A protuberance on the throat of a man, thoughtfully provided by Nature to keep the rope in place.

Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914?) American writer and journalist
“Adam’s Apple,” “Devil’s Dictionary” column, San Francisco Wasp (1881-05-05)

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Bierce, Ambrose - "Adam's Apple," "Devil's Dictionary" column, San Francisco Wasp (1881-05-05) | WIST Quotations

ADAM'S APPLE, n. A protuberance on the throat of a man, thoughtfully provided by Nature to keep the rope in place. Not collected in later books.

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