A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

#dev #developer #devhumour #group #mergeconflict #humour #funfact

If #code is not Pythonic, is it Pythoffic?

#devlife #devhumour #python

Friend: I know more about computers and programming than you.

Me: I've forgotten more than you'll ever know

Friend: yeah, sure.

Me: Go on, ask me anything.

Friend: In Python, where are the arguments received from the command line stored?

Me: I don't know.

Friend: See, I told you I knew more than you do, it's sys.argv

Me: No, that's just one of the things I've forgotten.

Friend: Wait... what?

#DevHumour

For my next role, they wanted me to start teaching python.

#DevHumour
#TheyAteMyRubberDuck

"We choose to code in C++ in this decade and do the template things, not because it is easy, but because it is hard."

- President Kennedy, probably

#devlife #devhumour #CPlusPlus

Think might see I Threads what like is.

#DevHumour

Some will chuckle... some will not.

#DevHumour