Just to be on record:
I honestly didn’t expect that even non-YAML code (👀 @nuke build – yeah, I’m talking to you...) would require just as many fucking never-ending commits.
Azure DevOps has proven me wrong. (lol)

The real pain point?
No local test run
No Run pipeline locally
Zero feedback until you PR, merge, and let it rip on main

So yeah, we’re basically testing on the main branch. In production. In 2025.
For everything else, there’s: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also, I firmly believe that not only Carthage must be destroyed, but also:

- CI/CD with no local feedback loop
- “Works on my machine” excuses
_ YAML files that silently break on pasted tabs
- And every doc that starts with “just”

And yes — I really thought nuke build would make things better...
But after 24 hours of commits, checks, and trial-and-error, I’ve been proven otherwise (and I really wanted to make it work and local debugging is awesome — but it’s useless when the docs are a soggy mess and don’t reflect reality.)

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#BuildFail #DebuggingHell #LocalIsNotProd #SoftwareEngineering #DotNet #DevLife

macOS just got an update.
What’s your move? 😅

Let’s be honest. Xcode is watching 👀

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Why settle for off-the-shelf when your business is one of a kind? 💡
Custom web apps = tailored solutions, scalable growth, and seamless UX.

Let your tech work for you, not against you.

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Don’t wait to document. Capturing notes while coding helps preserve key decisions, avoid confusion, and support your future self and team. A small habit that leads to big wins in clarity, collaboration, and maintainability.

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This is the most poetic obituary for the art of programming I've read in a while. 🥲
Kinda captures what change feels like: It hurts, but it's also exciting.

https://deplet.ing/the-copilot-delusion/

#coding #ai #devlife