Cato just wants to smell burning Carthaginian flesh one last time

https://piefed.social/c/historymemes/p/1908277/cato-just-wants-to-smell-burning-carthaginian-flesh-one-last-time

Forgotten for your idiocy, remembered for your cruelty; rest in piss Cato

https://piefed.social/c/historymemes/p/1795663/forgotten-for-your-idiocy-remembered-for-your-cruelty-rest-in-piss-cato

Just to be on record:
I honestly didn’t expect that even non-YAML code (👀 @nuke build – yeah, I’m talking to you...) would require just as many fucking never-ending commits.
Azure DevOps has proven me wrong. (lol)

The real pain point?
No local test run
No Run pipeline locally
Zero feedback until you PR, merge, and let it rip on main

So yeah, we’re basically testing on the main branch. In production. In 2025.
For everything else, there’s: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also, I firmly believe that not only Carthage must be destroyed, but also:

- CI/CD with no local feedback loop
- “Works on my machine” excuses
_ YAML files that silently break on pasted tabs
- And every doc that starts with “just”

And yes — I really thought nuke build would make things better...
But after 24 hours of commits, checks, and trial-and-error, I’ve been proven otherwise (and I really wanted to make it work and local debugging is awesome — but it’s useless when the docs are a soggy mess and don’t reflect reality.)

#DevOps #AzureDevOps #YAML #NukeBuild #CI #CICD #MainBranchDrivenDevelopment
#WorksOnMyMachine #AgileStruggles #ModernDev #CarthagoDelendaEst #DevHumor
#BuildFail #DebuggingHell #LocalIsNotProd #SoftwareEngineering #DotNet #DevLife

They’re gonna turn Gaza into Carthage, roll up the cash, and use it stuff nostrils, hoping to diminish the smell of rotting corpses.

Then, they’ll ask, “Fascinating #history, what *is* Carthage like in the spring?”

Hear me now, believe me later.

#TotalWar #ShermansMarch #CarthagoDelendaEst