#SaveYouAClick: He is doing fine. His #douchemobile has an #AISlop machine that keeps him company and provides "therapy."

> Divorced Tesla Fan Admits That His Cybertruck Is Repulsive to Women https://futurism.com/advanced-transport/divorced-tesla-fan-cybertruck

#wankpanzer #deplorean #BoycottTesla #swasticar

Divorced Tesla Fan Admits That His Cybertruck Is Repulsive to Women

Tesla fans are trying to defend their Cybertrucks, but it's just making them sound sad, strange, and lonely.

Futurism

Oh, in #ChampagneProblems, poor douchebags.

> The Cybertruck Is Such a Mess That Insurance Companies Are Refusing to Even Cover It https://futurism.com/the-byte/cybertruck-mess-insurance-companies-refusing

#IncelCamino #Douchemobile #Deplorean #Swasticar #BoycottTesla #Wankpanzer #PieceOfShit πŸ’©

The Cybertruck Is Such a Mess That Insurance Companies Are Refusing to Even Cover It

Tesla Cybertruck owners insured through Hanover Insurance are being informed that their policy is being terminated.

Futurism

> US military finds a good use for Tesla Cybertruck: missile target practice https://www.theverge.com/news/754739/tesla-cybertruck-us-air-force-target-practice

About the only thing the #IncelCamino is good for.

#Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #BoycottTesla #swasticar #Deplorean

US military finds a good use for Tesla Cybertruck: missile target practice

The US Air Force is looking to purchase a couple Tesla Cybertrucks to use as missile practice.

The Verge

> Cybertruck Sales Are Dead in the Water https://futurism.com/cybertruck-sales-dead-water

Company still solvent, so continue to #BoycottTesla

#Douchemobile #Wankpanzer #Deplorean #swasticar #PieceOfShit πŸ’© #IncelCamino

Cybertruck Sales Are Dead in the Water

Sales of the controversial Tesla Cybertruck have plunged by over fifty percent in the second quarter compared to the same period last year.

Futurism

> Cybertruck Burned So Severely That Its Driver's Bones Disintegrated https://futurism.com/cybertruck-burned-driver-bones-disintegrated

This says it all: "It must've been an absolutely brutal way to go." πŸ”₯

#IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #Deplorean #DeathTrap #BoycottTesla #swasticar

Cybertruck Burned So Severely That Its Driver's Bones Disintegrated

A Cybertruck owner in Texas was burned to death after crashing. The fire burned so hot that his bones literally disintegrated.

Futurism

> Tesla Stock Plummets as Company Abruptly Halts Production of Cybertruck and Model Y https://futurism.com/tesla-stock-cybertruck-production

Company still solvent so fuck 'em and continue to #BoycottTesla

#swasticar #IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #Deplorean #Douchemobile

Tesla Stock Plummets as Company Abruptly Halts Production of Cybertruck and Model Y

Tesla is pausing production of the Cybertruck and its newly-retooled Model Y, and the stock market is already responding. 

Futurism

#Tesla #Wankpanzer #Deplorean
Just saw some folks on Reddit call the Tesla Cybertruck the "Deplorean." Well, they sure do STINK.

Those who know me personally will understand the reference.

Othernames include "Incel Camino" and even "WankPanzer"