“They basically found a spine. That's it. This man was cremated inside his Cybertruck ... Tesla’s trying to get the case moved to private arbitration ... When you buy a Tesla it's like when you sign up for an app.” Dara Kerr on Tech Won’t Save Us [29:08]
https://techwontsave.us/episode/324_cybertrucks_are_a_safety_disaster_w_dara_kerr
#podcast #tesla #cybertruck
Cybertrucks Are a Safety Disaster w/ Dara Kerr - Tech Won’t Save Us

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An incubation chamber for human despair

2025 Tesla Cybertruck: Regular Car Reviews

#cybertruck

2025 Tesla Cybertruck: Regular Car Reviews

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They’re not sparing words on reviewing the ultimate #slop car. The Tesla #Cybertruck https://youtu.be/L3oO510dyVI?is=tOxwcwDf8OMPeIj9
2025 Tesla Cybertruck: Regular Car Reviews

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The #Tesla #Cybertruck is a flop.

The Cybertruck sold a total of around 55,000 units so far, with many of the latter sales propped up by SpaceX buying a bunch, because retail purchases have collapsed.

In contrast, the Ford Edsel, the poster boy for automotive¹ flops, sold 116,000 units between 1957 and 1959; that is, the Edsel sold twice as many units as the Cybertruck.

It’s even funnier when we realize that the US population in 1957 was *half* what it is today. So on a per-capita basis, the Cybertruck sold only a QUARTER as well as the Edsel.

#wankpanzer #incelCamino #fuckTesla

¹ To be clear, we are comparing mass-market consumer cars, not limited-edition bespoke units for rich buyers.

https://electrek.co/2026/04/16/tesla-cybertruck-spacex-1279-q4-sales-inflated/

Tesla Cybertruck sales inflated: SpaceX bought 1,279 units

S&P Global Mobility data confirms SpaceX bought 1,279 Cybertrucks in Q4 2025 — 18% of US registrations — inflating Tesla sales by over $100M.

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Regarding Tesla’s Cybertruck sales numbers... Elon Musk Buys a Fifth of His Own Cybertrucks

Elon #Musk’s #SpaceX accounted for almost a fifth of all of #Tesla’s #Cybertruck sales last year.

🔗 Elon Musk Buys a Fifth of His Own Cybertrucks

https://www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musk-buys-a-fifth-of-his-own-cybertrucks/

Paywall MSN wrapper version: https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/elon-musk-buys-a-fifth-of-his-own-cybertrucks/ar-AA212Sci

So... it turns out that the wankpanzer (aka cybertruck) was even less desirable and popular than previously though. Almost a fifth of sales were to othjer companies in the Muskosphere, meaning that the huge flop the car turned out to be is even floppier!

https://cleantechnica.com/2026/04/16/spacex-dominating-tesla-cybertruck-sales/

#wankpanzer #cybertruck #humour

SpaceX Dominating Tesla Cybertruck Sales - CleanTechnica

Support CleanTechnica's work through a Substack subscription or on Stripe. If Tesla Cybertruck sales didn’t look bad before, they sure do now. Apparently, SpaceX has been buying a huge chunk of them. There haven’t been many sales in recent months, but Musk’s companies have been buying them, especially SpaceX. According ... [continued]

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@WinFuture

Wieso soll mit Zahlenkosmetik und Eigengeschäften irgend ein Absatz stabilisiert worden sein?

Ich persönlich muss da an Taschenspielertricks zur Kursmanipulation denken.

#Cybertruck #Tesla

Tesla stabilisiert den Cybertruck-Absatz mit einem internen Trick: Im Q4 gingen 1279 Fahrzeuge an SpaceX, dazu 60 an xAI, Neuralink und Boring Company. Volumen: gut 100 Mio. Dollar. #Tesla #Cybertruck https://winfuture.de/news,158164.html?utm_source=Mastodon&utm_medium=ManualStatus&utm_campaign=SocialMedia
Musk kauft bei Musk: SpaceX erwarb fast jeden fünften Cybertruck

Der Autobauer Tesla kämpft mit einer massiven Absatzkrise beim Cybertruck. Um einen Einbruch der Zahlen zu verhindern, kaufen andere Firmen von Elon Musk wie SpaceX die Pickups massenhaft auf. So fließen gut 100 Millionen Dollar in die Kasse.

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SpaceX Bought 18% of Tesla Cybertrucks Sold in US During Q4 2025, Data Shows

SpaceX acquired 1,279 Cybertrucks in the fourth quarter of 2025, absorbing more than 18% of Tesla‘s entire US volume for the period, according to registration data from S&P Global Mobility reported by Bloomberg on Thursday.

https://eletric-vehicles.com/tesla/spacex-bought-18-of-tesla-cybertrucks-sold-in-us-during-q4-2025-data-shows/

#Tesla #SpaceX #Cybertruck #EV

SpaceX Bought 18% of Tesla Cybertrucks Sold in US During Q4 2025, Data Shows | EV

SpaceX acquired 1,279 Cybertrucks in the fourth quarter of 2025, absorbing more than 18% of Tesla's entire US pickup volume for the period, according to registration data from S&P Global Mobility reported by Bloomberg on Thursday.

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Jak skončila čtvrteční obchodní seance na obou stranách Atlantiku, jak (ne)jde na odbyt #Cybertruck od Tesly a kde se v Evropě bydlí hlavně ve vlastním a kde v nájmu? https://www.investicniweb.cz/akcie/320847-co-musite-dnes-vedet-17-dubna-2026