#SaveYouAClick: He is doing fine. His #douchemobile has an #AISlop machine that keeps him company and provides "therapy."
> Divorced Tesla Fan Admits That His Cybertruck Is Repulsive to Women https://futurism.com/advanced-transport/divorced-tesla-fan-cybertruck
Why do douches always have to park their douchemobiles in the parking lot next to my apartment and blast their douchey music thinking that everyone else is also a douche who wants to listen to it?
Why?
Man, I love it when the douches park their douchemobiles right outside my window and blast their douchey music.
(ETA: /sarc)
Oh, in #ChampagneProblems, poor douchebags.
> The Cybertruck Is Such a Mess That Insurance Companies Are Refusing to Even Cover It https://futurism.com/the-byte/cybertruck-mess-insurance-companies-refusing
#IncelCamino #Douchemobile #Deplorean #Swasticar #BoycottTesla #Wankpanzer #PieceOfShit 💩
> US military finds a good use for Tesla Cybertruck: missile target practice https://www.theverge.com/news/754739/tesla-cybertruck-us-air-force-target-practice
About the only thing the #IncelCamino is good for.
#Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #BoycottTesla #swasticar #Deplorean
> Cybertruck Sales Are Dead in the Water https://futurism.com/cybertruck-sales-dead-water
Company still solvent, so continue to #BoycottTesla
#Douchemobile #Wankpanzer #Deplorean #swasticar #PieceOfShit 💩 #IncelCamino
> Cybertruck Burned So Severely That Its Driver's Bones Disintegrated https://futurism.com/cybertruck-burned-driver-bones-disintegrated
This says it all: "It must've been an absolutely brutal way to go." 🔥
#IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #Deplorean #DeathTrap #BoycottTesla #swasticar
> Tesla Stock Plummets as Company Abruptly Halts Production of Cybertruck and Model Y https://futurism.com/tesla-stock-cybertruck-production
Company still solvent so fuck 'em and continue to #BoycottTesla
#swasticar #IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #Deplorean #Douchemobile
(No further comment from me needed.)
> A Cybertruck Owner Says Everytime He Visits a Drive-Thru in His Cybertruck, His Food Has Been Unpleasant & Cold – He Adds “I Overhear the Staff Saying He’s Driving a Cybertruck”
https://www.torquenews.com/11826/cybertruck-owner-says-everytime-he-visits-drive-thru-his-cybertruck-his-food-has-been/amp
This is a crazy idea, but hear me out: Have you tried NOT driving an #IncelCamino? Because by now the choice of driving that #Wankpanzer is on you.
A Cybertruck owner shares his suspicion that fast food workers are intentionally messing up his food every time he visits a Drive-Thru in his Cybertruck. Several Cybertruck owners share this sentiment, whereas others report the exact opposite.
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