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Frankie ✅Tesla Recalls Cybertruck Because Wheels May Fall Off
https://www.kbb.com/car-news/tesla-recalls-cybertruck-because-wheels-may-fall-off/
#news #politics #uspol #elonmusk #firemusk #tesla #cybertruck #recall #incelcamino
2025 Tesla Cybertruck: Regular Car Reviews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3oO510dyVI
#news #politics #uspol #uspolitics #GOPCult #elonmusk #nazi #tesla #cybertruck #incelcamino
2025 Tesla Cybertruck: Regular Car Reviews
Dave RahardjaThe #Tesla #Cybertruck is a flop.
The Cybertruck sold a total of around 55,000 units so far, with many of the latter sales propped up by SpaceX buying a bunch, because retail purchases have collapsed.
In contrast, the Ford Edsel, the poster boy for automotive¹ flops, sold 116,000 units between 1957 and 1959; that is, the Edsel sold twice as many units as the Cybertruck.
It’s even funnier when we realize that the US population in 1957 was *half* what it is today. So on a per-capita basis, the Cybertruck sold only a QUARTER as well as the Edsel.
#wankpanzer #incelCamino #fuckTesla
¹ To be clear, we are comparing mass-market consumer cars, not limited-edition bespoke units for rich buyers.
https://electrek.co/2026/04/16/tesla-cybertruck-spacex-1279-q4-sales-inflated/
Syn(t)-ACK(tic) Sugar 
Saw an #incelcamino whilst out and about today that had a license plate that read "CY3RPNK".
Da fuq is a "cyerpunk"?
I mean, it's already lame enough having a "cyberpunk" vanity plate on the least cyberpunk vehicle out there, but to miss the mark that badly just reeks of trying too damn hard and falling woefully short of the goal. The overwhelming irony of some moron trying really hard to make his "cybertruck" scream how much of a "cyberpunk" he is (because you KNOW it was a dude that owned it) and failing so miserably on both counts just made my brain physically ache with the incongruity of it all.
I'm sure that "CYBRPNK" was already taken, but how about "CIBRPNK" or "C1BRPNK" if you really want it. Or even go international and try "KYBRPNK" maybe. But "CY3RPNK"??? No actual cyberpunk is gonna see that "3" as a "B", gonk.
Dumbfuck idiots, these Tesla owners.
Oh, and did I mention that there were TWO of these #swasticars right next to each other? One to burn out the retinas of each eye. At least the other one had the decorum to have a normal license plate... 
*|FNAME|*“Tesla slashes Cybertruck prices as it tries to move (unpainted) metal”
#CyberFlop #IncelCamino #TSLA
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2026/02/tesla-slashes-cybertruck-prices-as-it-tries-to-move-unpainted-metal/
Some joker parked their CyberShitbox next to me at the Costco. These things are even more laughably stupid up close.
your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦am so greatful for the terms #wankpanzer and #incElCamino. as a paen of Dukes of Hazzard, which was a send up of Deliverance, may well call it the piggypanzer?
Justin Derrick@evshift @OhMrBill … says ignorant Nazi sociopath who is selling fewer cars every passing quarter, because he’s too busy being an ignorant Nazi sociopath to run his car company.
And let’s not talk about #SpaceKaren’s #IncelCamino that falls apart on the highway, burns occupants to death in accidents, rusts in the rain, and whose warranty is voided by going through a car wash.
today’s #yaddaYadda is a memepost from the #incElCamino #wankpanzer bar, with an unusual Sunday cathechism:
BE UNGOVERNABLE, like Sugar
🎶 fuck you, i won’t do what you tell me 🎶
#anarchy #antifa #memes #horses
source:
https://thecanadian.social/@MostlyHarmless/115441061058947649
