Mastodawn

Saw an #incelcamino whilst out and about today that had a license plate that read "CY3RPNK".

Da fuq is a "cyerpunk"?

I mean, it's already lame enough having a "cyberpunk" vanity plate on the least cyberpunk vehicle out there, but to miss the mark that badly just reeks of trying too damn hard and falling woefully short of the goal. The overwhelming irony of some moron trying really hard to make his "cybertruck" scream how much of a "cyberpunk" he is (because you KNOW it was a dude that owned it) and failing so miserably on both counts just made my brain physically ache with the incongruity of it all.

I'm sure that "CYBRPNK" was already taken, but how about "CIBRPNK" or "C1BRPNK" if you really want it. Or even go international and try "KYBRPNK" maybe. But "CY3RPNK"??? No actual cyberpunk is gonna see that "3" as a "B", gonk.

Dumbfuck idiots, these Tesla owners.

Oh, and did I mention that there were TWO of these #swasticars right next to each other? One to burn out the retinas of each eye. At least the other one had the decorum to have a normal license plate...

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Feb 20

“Tesla slashes Cybertruck prices as it tries to move (unpainted) metal”

#CyberFlop #IncelCamino #TSLA
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2026/02/tesla-slashes-cybertruck-prices-as-it-tries-to-move-unpainted-metal/

Tesla slashes Cybertruck prices as it tries to move (unpainted) metal

The stainless steel pickup truck is Tesla's first real flop.

Ars Technica

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Dec 13

Some joker parked their CyberShitbox next to me at the Costco. These things are even more laughably stupid up close.

#WankPanzer #IncelCamino

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your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦Nov 20

am so greatful for the terms #wankpanzer and #incElCamino. as a paen of Dukes of Hazzard, which was a send up of Deliverance, may well call it the piggypanzer?

@MaryAustinBooks

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Justin Derrick Nov 17

@evshift @OhMrBill … says ignorant Nazi sociopath who is selling fewer cars every passing quarter, because he’s too busy being an ignorant Nazi sociopath to run his car company.

And let’s not talk about #SpaceKaren’s #IncelCamino that falls apart on the highway, burns occupants to death in accidents, rusts in the rain, and whose warranty is voided by going through a car wash.

your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦Oct 26

today’s #yaddaYadda is a memepost from the #incElCamino #wankpanzer bar, with an unusual Sunday cathechism:

BE UNGOVERNABLE, like Sugar

🎶 fuck you, i won’t do what you tell me 🎶

#anarchy #antifa #memes #horses

source:
https://thecanadian.social/@MostlyHarmless/115441061058947649

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Gabriel N Oct 13

@blogdiva @drahardja some architects have this uncanny attitude of knowing it all and being quite brazen with their design solutions, specially if the product falls outside of their discipline.

This fugli Fiat proposal it’s a fine example of that.

Cc @burritojustice #incelCamino