> Easter egg rollers should use potatoes, Peta says https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1w4dz0351yo
I say we take the killjoy busybodies of PETA, paint them in Easter colors and ROLL THEM down the hill.
> Right-Wing Pastors Say Long TSA Lines At The Airport Is Why They Need Private Planes
https://www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwatch/right-wing-pastors-say-long-tsa-lines-airport-why-they-need-private-planes
Translation: "As official bearers of the word of Christ, we cannot be mixing with the hoi polloi at the airport (or anywhere for that matter). So please, keep sending money to maintain the Lord's Learjet."
#Christian #religion #corruption #RWNJ #FlyingCattleCars #ChampagneProblems
Right-wing pastors Alan DiDio, Troy Brewer, and Joseph Z all agree that the long TSA lines at airports is why they need private jets: "If there's ever been a case for preachers to have private airplanes, this is it."
"If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it." -- attributed to J.P. Morgan
> Man shares eye-watering cost of running $6 million superyacht: 'I'm breaking the bank'
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/man-shares-eye-watering-cost-050000473.html
In the #BadEconomy, #ChampagneProblems edition.
> More than 200 jobs at risk at carmaker Bentley https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cpqwrgd8rgpo
Do note: "The news comes as the company announced its financial results for 2025 marking a seventh consecutive year of profitability."
In the #BadEconomy, #ChampagneProblems edition.
> US cruises sail into higher costs as oil prices rally; Carnival could be hardest hit
https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/us-cruises-sail-into-higher-costs-oil-prices-rally-carnival-could-be-hardest-hit-2026-03-16/
Meanwhile, in #ChampagneProblems (yea, really).
> Champagne sales unlikely to rebound in 2026 https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2026/03/champagne-sales-unlikely-to-rebound-in-2026/
In #ChampagneProblems, #FloatingPetriDishes edition.
> Princess Cruises quietly hikes daily service charge — drawing backlash from passengers: ‘Unchecked greed’ https://nypost.com/2026/03/11/lifestyle/princess-cruises-quietly-hikes-daily-service-charge-drawing-backlash-from-passengers/
In the horrors of war, #ChampagneProblems edition.
> Influencer ‘stranded’ by Iran war – because he ‘refuses to fly economy’ https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/lifestyle/influencer-stranded-by-iran-war-because-he-refuses-to-fly-economy-403868/
#influencer #SocialMedia #useless #warfare #Iran #FlyingCattleCars
#SaveYouAClick: Damn Boomers. Really, that is his take: the Boomers are dying off and thus not drinking wine. Damn you Boomers.
> California winery owner gives hottest take yet on why industry is dying https://nypost.com/2026/02/25/us-news/california-winery-owner-gives-hottest-take-yet-on-why-industry-dying/
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