"Stay on the line. Our highly trained customer service representatives will take care of you."
[Music....]
"Good morning, This is Nancy. How can I help you?"
"They said you are highly trained. Is this true?"
"Yes. It is."
"Can you jump through a flaming hoop?"
"Well. No."
"Ah. How about you do a backflip?"
"No."
"Well.... that's not what I call highly trained. My cat is more highly trained than you are. Bye!"
"Sir! This..."
[Click.]

