"Stay on the line. Our highly trained customer service representatives will take care of you."

[Music....]

"Good morning, This is Nancy. How can I help you?"

"They said you are highly trained. Is this true?"

"Yes. It is."

"Can you jump through a flaming hoop?"

"Well. No."

"Ah. How about you do a backflip?"

"No."

"Well.... that's not what I call highly trained. My cat is more highly trained than you are. Bye!"

"Sir! This..."

[Click.]

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