Eleanor Fielding#Citroen have bowed to pressure and updated it’s location - my car is still in the sea but now floating above the mid-Atlantic ridge. What a speedy car! #CrapApp
If you thought the perils of travelling whilst disabled was just staircases+ignorant gits, welcome to the #Citroen Berlingo EV experience - where they appear to have achieved light-speed travel and dumped my car in the sea. Just the latest in a l-o-n-g series of dire events caused by their #CrapApp
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Wim Aalbers
Dick Smiths Fair Go SupportersWe are joining the #app bandwagon and releasing a new app we call #crapApp.
CrapApp #trapps and tracks you by learning what motivates you. It then changes your #whiteBloodCells, locks you in your room, drains what's left of your energy and conveniently composts you when it senses that you'll no longer be useful. We'd like to thank #BigTechnology, that helps deliver #ions of crapApp Service to our #crapAppyCustomers. Thanks BigTechnologies.
Download our CrapApp from the #crappStore.