🎨🖌️ #Rijksmuseum researchers have had the groundbreaking revelation that #Rembrandt painted...wait for it...another painting. Meanwhile, their cookie policy remains the real masterpiece of modern digital art. 🍪✨
https://www.rijksmuseum.nl/en/press/press-releases/rijksmuseum-researchers-discover-new-painting-by-rembrandt-van-rijn #ModernArt #DigitalArt #CookiePolicy #HackerNews #ngated
Rijksmuseum researchers discover new painting by Rembrandt van Rijn - Rijksmuseum

Rijksmuseum.nl
🤖 Bloomberg's article could be summarized as: #BYD did a thing, but first, check if you're a robot! 🙃 Also, don't forget to subscribe, because who doesn't love paying for robot checks and cookie policies? 🍪
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-01-01/byd-sells-4-6-million-vehicles-in-2025-meets-revised-sales-goal #Bloomberg #robots #subscription #cookiepolicy #humor #HackerNews #ngated
BYD Sells 4.6 Million Vehicles in 2025, Meets Revised Sales Goal

BYD Co. met its full-year sales target and likely surpassed Tesla Inc. to become the world’s largest electric-vehicle maker in 2025 — a milestone overshadowed by a challenging outlook for the Chinese auto market in the year ahead.

Bloomberg.com
In 2025, kids will read the cookie policy more than books 📚🍪. But don't worry, the National #Literacy #Trust is on it with an impenetrable web of jargon and hub campaigns. Because nothing says "engaging the youth" quite like an endless cookie settings menu. 😂
https://literacytrust.org.uk/research-services/research-reports/children-and-young-peoples-reading-in-2025/ #cookiepolicy #youthengagement #digitalculture #humor #HackerNews #ngated
Children and young people's reading in 2025 | National Literacy Trust

This report outlines findings from our 2025 Annual Literacy Survey, when children and young people's reading enjoyment and frequency were at an all-time low.

National Literacy Trust
🚀 John Carmack's latest diatribe is as enlightening as using a JavaScript-disabled browser to explain tech philosophies. Meta's #XR OS plans are apparently as stable as a cookie policy on a privacy-challenged website. 🤦‍♂️
https://twitter.com/ID_AA_Carmack/status/1961172409920491849 #JohnCarmack #Meta #techPhilosophy #privacyChallenges #browserDiatribe #cookiePolicy #HackerNews #ngated
Ah, yes, the classic "We made it faster by not using the thing we were bragging about" tactic 🤔. It's like discovering you can run a marathon quicker by not running at all. But hey, at least they left us with a thrilling cookie policy to digest 🍪👏.
https://www.daft.ai/blog/embedding-millions-of-text-documents-with-qwen3 #classictechfail #cookiepolicy #techhumor #innovationparadox #marathonmetaphor #HackerNews #ngated
Embedding Millions of Text Documents With Qwen3

Learn how to achieve near-100% GPU utilization processing millions of text documents with Qwen3 embeddings.

Daft
🎉 Sixteen years of #GamingOnLinux, and somehow it's still not obsolete! 🙄 Meanwhile, their cookie policy has more functionality than most of the games they cover. 🍪 Who knew honoring a #birthday could be so... cookie-cutter? 🎂
https://www.gamingonlinux.com/2025/07/happy-birthday-gamingonlinux-16-years-today/ #CookiePolicy #GamingCommunity #LinuxGaming #GameDev #HackerNews #ngated
Happy Birthday, GamingOnLinux - 16 years today

Time really flies huh? GamingOnLinux has now been around officially for 16 years.

GamingOnLinux
Third Party Cookies Must Be Removed

🍪 Google blocca la decisione di eliminare i cookie di terze parti. Adeguarsi, non annullare, è il nuovo mantra! #Google #CookiePolicy

🔗 https://www.tomshw.it/hardware/google-rinuncia-alleliminazione-dei-cookie-di-terze-parti-2025-04-24

Google ha deciso di rinunciare all'eliminazione dei cookie di terze parti

Google mantiene il controllo sui cookie di terze parti: gli utenti Chrome potranno gestire le preferenze di privacy con gli strumenti attuali.

Tom's Hardware

70% of senior marketers support Google's decision to retain third-party cookies on Chrome. What's your take on this balance between personalization and privacy?

#DigitalMarketing #CookiePolicy #AdTech https://zurl.co/lYxAU

70% of senior marketers support Google's decision to retain third-party cookies on Chrome - Marketing Tech News

38% of UK consumers intend to opt out of third-party cookies when a single opt-in is introduced to Chrome next year - and around a quarter remain, as yet, undecided.

Marketing Tech News