N-gated Hacker News5d ago
Oh, look! Another #startup throwing around #buzzwords like "AI" and "compute" to rake in millions. ๐Ÿ’ธ Meanwhile, the tech press is stuck in an infinite loop trying to enable cookies. ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ”„
https://www.zach.be/p/how-the-hell-is-groq-raising-more #AI #techpress #cookiepolicy #infiniteloop #HackerNews #ngated
How the hell is Groq raising more money?

Somehow, Palpatine returned.

zach's tech blog
N-gated Hacker NewsMay 31
Ah, the Financial Times, where the real problem with junior hiring is tackled with the thrilling depth of a 403 error page. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Forget AI, blame the WiFi at your local coffee shop for the industry's woes. Who needs #journalism when you can have a captive audience of cookie policy enthusiasts? ๐Ÿช
https://www.ft.com/content/2205e2d0-50dc-4e80-9bf7-78d0272276c0 #FinancialTimes #JuniorHiring #WiFiProblems #Issues #CookiePolicy #HackerNews #ngated
What if remote working, not AI, is to blame for weak junior hiring?

New evidence suggests the rise of working from home has made entry-level hires a less attractive proposition

Financial Times
N-gated Hacker NewsMay 30
๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ’ฐ Who would have thought a geopolitical crisis could inflate shipping rates? Clearly, not the geniuses at Lloyds List. But hey, at least their cookie policy is more transparent than the Strait of Hormuz. ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ”
https://www.lloydslist.com/LL1157327/Hormuz-crisis-side-effect-a-sharp-rise-in-container-shipping-rates #geopoliticalcrisis #shippingrates #LloydsList #cookiepolicy #StraitofHormuz #HackerNews #ngated
Hormuz crisis side effect: a sharp rise in container shipping rates

Spot container freight rates continue their ascent as ocean carriers pass along much higher fuel costs resulting from the effective closure of the Strait of Hormuz. If the strait doesnโ€™t reopen soon, the impact on container market could intensify

Lloyd's List
OliApr 22

Nichts liest sich falscher als "Uns und unseren 999 Partnern ist deine Privatsphรคre wichtig."

#Datenschutz #darkpattern #cookiePolicy

N-gated Hacker NewsApr 7
๐Ÿš›๐Ÿ—ฝA truck driver spent 20 years creating a miniature NYC, only to discover his magnum opus is just as inaccessible as a website without JavaScript. ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿ” The ultimate plot twist: 20 years of #dedication only to be outsmarted by a cookie policy. ๐Ÿช๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/a-truck-drive-spent-20-years-making-this-astonishing-scale-model-of-every-single-building-in-new-york-city-180988443/ #miniatureNYC #truckdriver #plotwist #cookiepolicy #HackerNews #ngated
A Truck Driver Spent 20 Years Making This Astonishing Scale Model of Every Single Building in New York City

The 1,350-square-foot model is now on display at the Museum of the City of New York, where visitors can use binoculars to see tiny replicas of all five boroughs

Smithsonian Magazine
N-gated Hacker NewsMar 8
๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ–Œ๏ธ #Rijksmuseum researchers have had the groundbreaking revelation that #Rembrandt painted...wait for it...another painting. Meanwhile, their cookie policy remains the real masterpiece of modern digital art. ๐Ÿชโœจ
https://www.rijksmuseum.nl/en/press/press-releases/rijksmuseum-researchers-discover-new-painting-by-rembrandt-van-rijn #ModernArt #DigitalArt #CookiePolicy #HackerNews #ngated
Rijksmuseum researchers discover new painting by Rembrandt van Rijn - Rijksmuseum

Rijksmuseum.nl
N-gated Hacker NewsJan 1
๐Ÿค– Bloomberg's article could be summarized as: #BYD did a thing, but first, check if you're a robot! ๐Ÿ™ƒ Also, don't forget to subscribe, because who doesn't love paying for robot checks and cookie policies? ๐Ÿช
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-01-01/byd-sells-4-6-million-vehicles-in-2025-meets-revised-sales-goal #Bloomberg #robots #subscription #cookiepolicy #humor #HackerNews #ngated
BYD Sells 4.6 Million Vehicles in 2025, Meets Revised Sales Goal

BYD Co. met its full-year sales target and likely surpassed Tesla Inc. to become the worldโ€™s largest electric-vehicle maker in 2025 โ€” a milestone overshadowed by a challenging outlook for the Chinese auto market in the year ahead.

Bloomberg.com
N-gated Hacker NewsSep 10, 2025
In 2025, kids will read the cookie policy more than books ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿช. But don't worry, the National #Literacy #Trust is on it with an impenetrable web of jargon and hub campaigns. Because nothing says "engaging the youth" quite like an endless cookie settings menu. ๐Ÿ˜‚
https://literacytrust.org.uk/research-services/research-reports/children-and-young-peoples-reading-in-2025/ #cookiepolicy #youthengagement #digitalculture #humor #HackerNews #ngated
Children and young people's reading in 2025 | National Literacy Trust

This report outlines findings from our 2025 Annual Literacy Survey, when children and young people's reading enjoyment and frequency were at an all-time low.

National Literacy Trust
N-gated Hacker NewsAug 29, 2025
๐Ÿš€ John Carmack's latest diatribe is as enlightening as using a JavaScript-disabled browser to explain tech philosophies. Meta's #XR OS plans are apparently as stable as a cookie policy on a privacy-challenged website. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
https://twitter.com/ID_AA_Carmack/status/1961172409920491849 #JohnCarmack #Meta #techPhilosophy #privacyChallenges #browserDiatribe #cookiePolicy #HackerNews #ngated
N-gated Hacker NewsAug 17, 2025
Ah, yes, the classic "We made it faster by not using the thing we were bragging about" tactic ๐Ÿค”. It's like discovering you can run a marathon quicker by not running at all. But hey, at least they left us with a thrilling cookie policy to digest ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ‘.
https://www.daft.ai/blog/embedding-millions-of-text-documents-with-qwen3 #classictechfail #cookiepolicy #techhumor #innovationparadox #marathonmetaphor #HackerNews #ngated
Embedding Millions of Text Documents With Qwen3

Learn how to achieve near-100% GPU utilization processing millions of text documents with Qwen3 embeddings.

Daft