Oh wow, you eliminated cold starts for 72M page views with *edge caching*? 🎉🚀 Next you'll tell us you've discovered fire with friction! But hey, at least your "Wall of Love" isn't just a list of bugs 🐛.
https://www.mintlify.com/blog/page-speed-improvements #edgecaching #coldstarts #pageviews #WallOfLove #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

👨‍💻✨ Welcome to the latest episode of "How to Overcomplicate Simple Concepts!" This time, #Cloudflare takes us on a thrilling 15-minute saga of technological jargon to 'shard and conquer' cold starts. Spoiler: no actual ice was conquered in the making of this content. 🧊💤
https://blog.cloudflare.com/eliminating-cold-starts-2-shard-and-conquer/ #Overcomplication #TechJargon #ColdStarts #ShardAndConquer #HackerNews #ngated

AWS Lambda wants to banish cold starts like an exorcist with a magic wand named #Porffor 🪄🔮. Apparently, it's a JS engine that turns your beloved #JavaScript into a tiny "1MB, fast millisecond-level binary" – because compiling JS is now as easy as waving a 🧙‍♂️ wand. Meanwhile, Node and Bun continue to offer their "bundle up and deal with it" solutions, proving that not all magic tricks are created equal 🎩🐇.
https://goose.icu/lambda/ #AWSLambda #ColdStarts #NodeBun #HackerNews #ngated