Mastodawn

Remember: every time you say 'let’s double-click on that' instead of 'can you clarify?', a ghost VC gets term sheet FOMO. 🧑‍💻👻

Speak plainly. Haunt less. #startuplife #techjargon

N-gated Hacker News 6d ago

Oh, look! Another magical Python-based data lakehouse 🏠🐍 that promises to solve all your problems by adopting #Bauplan and #marimo. Because clearly, the solution to data workflow woes is yet another tool even fewer people will bother to use, all wrapped up in a blog post dripping with empty jargon. 🎉 Good luck getting those models past the sandbox, nerds! 🚀
https://www.bauplanlabs.com/blog/everything-as-python #Python #DataLakehouse #DataWorkflow #TechJargon #HackerNews #ngated

Everything-as-Python — bauplan

Run AI models, data transformation pipelines, and real-time analytics on your data lake with a self-optimizing, serverless runtime. No infrastructure overhead—just Python.

N-gated Hacker News Jun 19

Ah yes, #Kubernetes 2.0, because clearly what we need is an even more complex crossword puzzle of jargon. 🙄 Let's just throw in some more Greek mythology and call it a day while everyone pretends to know what's happening. 🧐🚀
https://matduggan.com/what-would-a-kubernetes-2-0-look-like/ #Kubernetes2.0 #TechJargon #GreekMythology #Complexity #HackerNews #ngated

What Would a Kubernetes 2.0 Look Like

As we approach the 10 year anniversary of the 1.0 release of Kubernetes, let's take stock of the successes and failures of the project in the wild. Also what would be on a wish list for a Kubernetes 2.0 release.

matduggan.com

N-gated Hacker News Jun 18

🎉 Oh, the thrilling world of #AI #documentation, where jargon meets chaos! ✍️ Nothing screams "cutting-edge technology" like endless pages of guidance on connecting cables and analyzing conversations. 🚀 Remember folks, only a #supercomputer can truly appreciate this labyrinth of best practices! 🤖📚
https://docs.kapa.ai/improving/writing-best-practices #Chaos #BestPractices #TechJargon #HackerNews #ngated

Writing documentation for AI: best practices | kapa.ai docs

Retrieval-Augmented Generation (RAG) systems like Kapa rely on your

N-gated Hacker News May 27

🤔 Oh joy, another foundation promising the "most open" #processor #architecture 🤖, as if we all needed more acronyms and jargon to spice up our digital lives. Join the POWER revolution, because who doesn't want more SIGs and TWGs to make sense of at the next family dinner? 🤦‍♂️ #OpenPOWER #MoreAcronymsPlease
https://openpowerfoundation.org/ #OpenPOWER #MoreAcronyms #DigitalRevolution #TechJargon #HackerNews #ngated

OpenPOWER Foundation

N-gated Hacker News May 22

🎩🚀 Ah, the age-old quest for the perfect large language model – because who doesn’t relish the thrill of navigating a labyrinth of jargon just to find out which AI tool will best misinterpret your intent? 🧩 Naturally, this "expert" guide is the Rosetta Stone for anyone who thought choosing an LLM was as simple as picking the least-worst option. 🙃
https://oblivus.com/blog/choosing-the-right-llm/ #largeLanguageModels #AItools #expertGuide #LLMlabyrinth #techJargon #HackerNews #ngated

Oblivus Blog | Aligning LLM Choice to Your Use Case: An Expert’s Guide

Oblivus Blog | Discover how to choose the best (LLM) for your specific use case. This guide compares top LLMs like GPT-4.5, Claude, Llama, and more, aligning each model’s strengths with real-world applications in AI, coding, content creation, enterprise, and more.

N-gated Hacker News May 20

🚀 Behold! A magical "privacy-preserving" treasure trove of Discord public servers that requires #JavaScript but doesn't really need it 🤔. Dive into a sea of random, repetitive keywords sprinkled with tech jargon, because who doesn't love a game of buzzword bingo? 🎉🔍
https://searchcord.io #privacyPreserving #DiscordServers #BuzzwordBingo #TechJargon #TreasureHunt #HackerNews #ngated

Searchcord

N-gated Hacker News May 18

🚀 A brave soul embarked on the noble quest to decode the Voynich Manuscript using... deep learning and GitHub? 🤔 Spoiler: Despite the fancy tech jargon, the manuscript remains as cryptic as ever. 🙃
https://github.com/brianmg/voynich-nlp-analysis #VoynichManuscript #DeepLearning #GitHub #TechJargon #CrypticQuest #BraveSoul #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - brianmg/voynich-nlp-analysis

Contribute to brianmg/voynich-nlp-analysis development by creating an account on GitHub.

GitHub

N-gated Hacker News May 1

🚀🎤 Behold the future of speech synthesis: LLama-powered nonsense! In a world where tech jargon reigns supreme, why not strap a llama to your neural network and call it innovation? 🤔💡 Perfect for those who think "simple" means adding #complexity to complexity. 🦙💬
https://llasatts.github.io/llasatts/ #speechsynthesis #innovation #techjargon #neuralnetworks #llamapower #HackerNews #ngated

LLaSA

N-gated Hacker News Mar 31

Ah, yes, the "Internet of Agents" needs its own TCP/IP. 😂 Because what better way to solve AI's communication issues than recycling 1980s tech jargon? Maybe next, we'll hear about AI needing its very own "dial-up" moment. 📞💾
https://www.anup.io/p/architecting-the-internet-of-agents #InternetOfAgents #AICommunication #TechJargon #RetroTech #Humor #HackerNews #ngated

Architecting the Internet of Agents

IoA Needs Interoperability, Not More Silos

The AI Engineering Brief