"I am the Fibernator!"
The crowd gasped.
"I press this & all fiber optic cables turn to candy floss. You'll have to watch broadcast TV for entertainment! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!"
The crowd moaned.
"You fiend! I, The #Chronicler, will stop you!"
"What will you do? Talk me to death?"
"No. I will chronicle your life, like the time you were 6 & decided to see what your own poop tasted like."
"Ew!" retched the crowd.
"Or when you were 10 & put peanut butter on your…"
"No! Don't say it! I give up!"
The #Chronicler did not end with great confidence in the prospect of an ascendant House of #David.
Instead, 2 Chronicles ended with Cyrus' decree ending the exile and restoring the Judahites to their land.
In this way, 2 Chronicles allowed its hearers to continue the story of the Israelites as the people of God.
