Multi-million dollar idea for Kong, famous makers of indestructible canine chew toys… (written, very badly, as a pitch)

Human-grade for all ages autism sensory support stimming “chew toys.” More like BITE toys (which I know you tend to discourage in your regular clientele [pause for laugh]) — but for those of us who are jaw clenchers / tooth grinders who need a way of feeling the pressure and relief of CHOMPING without slowly destroying the bits of enamel, dentin, and pulp extruding from my skull. All the fun shapes and sizes - big knobby ones - not “slim and discreet” for chewing but multidimensional and different shapes and corners and parts for different degrees of bite size / pressure. (Like a gummy bear, roughly as tall as a cell phone…)(You already make a balloon dog for the, uh, dogs… People could match with their pets! 😂)

……. (at the after-hours corporate party)

Annnnnnd in the adult's corner, we have the “Oh you're clenching your jaw, how about you bite on THIS instead, you naughty girl!” emotional and sensory support ball gag. Made by Kong. It's an untapped market! (Actually, I'm sure the puppy play people have already thought of this. But I'm saying it could be genuinely calming for a sub with this particular stim!) (I would also accept just a willy-shaped Kong toy. I feel like that could be quite cathartic.)

Dilophosaurus chomps on their favourite Clifford knockoff.

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