I left the kittens alone for *10 minutes* while I made a late lunch..

Open the door and hear a TAP RUNNING πŸ™€

-Chaos!! Tap is fully on, sink flooding all over the floor (the pop-up plug was also pushed down)

I think they turned it on with their wrestling..

#Kittens #Catastrophe #Chaos #CatCrimes

@lowqualityfacts
You have no law that can address #CatCrimes 😿

Finn peed on the bed yesterday morning so I washed the sheets and put them back on. This morning Travis puked on those same sheets.

#catCrimes

@PhoenixSerenity Here's Whiskey thinking she could sneak up on Luna while Luna was otherwise preoccupied. Nobody likes to be surprised when they're relieving themselves, Whiskey!

#Caturday #CatCrimes

@PhoenixSerenity Finn managed three weeks without peeing on the bed. He broke his streak this morning.

Photo from after the laundry was done.

#catCrimes

Weekend #CatCrimes.
Please submit your report(s).
Photos of cat crime(s) & alleged feline criminal(s) appreciated.

#Caturday

Free Fiction Monday: Little Miracles

As a homicide detective, Frank deals with violent death every day. And his reaction to those deaths kills him by inches. Until his most recent case forces him to take a long, hard look at his emotional state. The murder scene’s only survivor might hold the clues Frank needs to solve the…
https://kriswrites.com/2025/07/28/free-fiction-monday-little-miracles/

#freefiction #FreeFictionMondays #MondayFictionPost #catcrimes #catmystery
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Free Fiction Monday: Little Miracles

As a homicide detective, Frank deals with violent death every day. And his reaction to those deaths kills him by inches. Until his most recent case forces him to take a long, hard look at his emoti…

Kristine Kathryn Rusch

This just in:

Audacity of newly emerged crime syndicate has local law enforcement shaking their heads in disbelief!

Victim states: "They came out of nowhere, demanded my dessert! This used to be such a nice neighbourhood, too."

More on this developing story at three!

#Lemonthecat #onecatcrimesyndicate #catcrimes #thisjustin #cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets #petsofmastodon #audacity #robbery #extraextrareadallaboutit

Gentlefolk of the jury: I stand before you to present evidence in the case of Cardboard Cactus v. #fostercat Sanford. The prosecution believes the primary evidence speaks for itself, but we will establish the pattern of cardboard destruction that has followed Sanford wherever he goes. The defense may have you believe that Sanford loves cardboard, but can you ever really love what you seek to destroy? This is the question before the jury today. #catCrimes #Cats

The suspects:

(I'm pretty sure it was Aristotle though. The middle cat. He gets on the kitchen counters most often, and gets the worst case of cat-crazies every night.)

#BlackCatsOfMastodon #CatCrimes