🐙💉: When your dating strategy is so bad you need to weaponize your love life. 🥴 Who knew that #Tinder for #cephalopods involved literal poison? 🤦‍♂️ Way to make the bar for “bad date” reach oceanic depths. 🌊
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2471120-male-octopus-injects-female-with-venom-during-sex-to-avoid-being-eaten/ #datingstrategy #baddate #oceanicdepths #HackerNews #ngated

People when they meet me and hear my accent, in English: "We can speak English if you want."
Me, in French: "Why would I want that?"
Like, can people just be normal?
#france #usa #immigrant #expat #french #english #french #us #unitedstates #language #culture #baddate #dating #nothanks #annoyed

The short story “Cat Person” by Kristen Roupenian was a big deal in 2017, but I missed all the kerfuffle since I didn’t spend time on Twitter. I just read it now and it resonates with me. The protagonist is flawed, and I feel like I’ve been in her shoes before. https://neenahlibrary.org/sites/default/files/inline-files/catpersonstory_0.pdf #ShortStory #BadDate #Dating

#Poop #WreckedToilet #BadDate #BookCover

Been absent, and the jokes have gone full dad, oops!
#baddate #beezyandgrim #dailycomicstrip #webcomic #grimreaper #beelzebub #comicart #comicstrip

her inner third eye wasnt even opened + her chakra was unbalanced and she didnt even queue 432hz slowed and reverbed babytron on the binaural bluetooth speaker #baddate