"Ah yes, counting and kicking things in the face, the two essential qualities of a cavalry horse" #yrth #GURPS

#introduction I mostly play traditional #tabletop #RPGs like #GURPS (Finishing up a #Yrth game right now), #CallOfCthulhu and #Alternity. I also enjoy the occasional comedy game like #KoboldsAteMyBaby or #Paranoia

I'm writing my own game, tentatively called #100Swords since I'm bad at naming things, it is a d% system like Call of Cthulhu, but with some ideas from #Alternity and #Dnd and GURPS. Trying to make a d% system that isn't super lethal, as pretty much all d% systems are for some reason.

Me, in character: "I need a maxim gun!"
@WizardOfDocs from the other room: "Noooo youuuu don'ttttt"

#GURPS #Yrth

Huh, yeah, it makes sense that human -> giant ant will involve a LOT of cultural familiarity penalties. #GURPS #Yrth

Me: "I'm waiting for <DM name> to start making avalanche rolls"

DM: In fact, the next thing you hear is a loud cracking sound....

(We were using double magic amplification to yell in the mountains and started a small rock slide)

#GURPS #Yrth #egyptianCampaign

DM is explaining how hard it would be to climb up zombie mountain. I ask why we would want to do this, and he says just point out all your options and then points out there are zombies on it.

....I get the feeling my party put WAY too much time into thinking of trying to get our caravan up this mountain when I was gone.

#GURPS #Yrth #Egyptgame

OUR BARD IS HITTING ON ONE OF OUR CAMPAIGNS BIG BADGUYS.

SHE IS MARRIED AND NOT EVEN DOING IT WELL

#GURPS #YRTH

I'm a bit of an awkward place this session. We've got two plus in the go, and Mike is essential to both...and he can't be here for family reasons.

#yrth

No raising giant monsters in town. This includes Felwolves and crockagators

#gurps #yrth

Me: *returns from the washroom*

Me: What did I miss

DM: nothing, you weren't there for that

Me (Theo, generalist pagan priest): DAMMIT. DID YOU FIND A LOKI FOLLOWER AMONG THE CHRISTIANS?!?

Ranger/Secret Loki Priestv Where else? They are all sneaky.

#gurps #yrth