@memoire2cite Les vaches ça va encore, c'est les cochons qui sont mal à digérer.

#WhenPigsFly

Today angers me. September 9th is known as the "When pigs fly" day. People say today is used to remind us that we should embrace the impossibilities and follow our dreams and wishes.
But pigs don't fly. I know this because I understand the laws of physics a very little bit. And because I know this, it feels like today is making fun of me. It's saying "When pigs fly, you're dreams are coming to reality as well".
Today isn't the day of dreams - Today is the day in which some people go a little harder on hallucinogens and see pigs flying around. In fact I firmly believe that the person behind naming this day was a dedicated user!
#Funny #Joke #Text #Weird #WhenPigsFly #September9
❄️ Artist: #DavidZinn in City: #AnnArbor MI USA 🇺🇸 01/2025 - Title:
🟡 "Philomena has a strict no
hitchhikers policy with many
exceptions." 🐷🪽🐶
🔴 "Philomena hat eine strikte
Tramperverbots-Politik mit vielen
Ausnahmen."
#StreetArt #Art #Chalkart #Artist #SidewalkChalk #Pigasus #Flying #WhenPigsFly #GoodMorning ! ☕
Read someone here, saying they had finished deleting all their posts from the birdsite. That spurred me on to do the same. I had already deleted followers, direct messages, likes, etc... I still want to keep the account, albeit dormant. Who's to say the onion might buy the domain after it finally crashes and converts it into another mastodon instance, I'd like to have my account back if that ever happens or #WhenPigsFly
🍂 Artist: #DavidZinn in City: #Adrian MI USA 🇺🇸 09/2024 - Title:
🔴 "Sluggo and Philomena and the
Tree of Many Blooms" 🌺
🟡 "Sluggo und Philomena und der
Baum der vielen Blüten."
#StreetArt #Art #Chalkart #Artist #SidewalkChalk #3DArt #Blooms #WhenPigsfly #Tree #GoodMorning
This one was filmed in Britain. Where it's usually flying PIGS that're in the news.
#WhenPigsFly , look out for #Flying #Hippopotamus https://ecoevo.social/@johnrhutchinson/112722696596069584
John R Hutchinson (@[email protected])

Excellent explanation of our hippo research in @guardianscience : https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jul/03/hippos-might-fly-uk-research-discovers-animal-can-get-airborne Including the torment of frame by frame video analysis. If you know, you know

ecoevo.social

@VisualInspiration

"Flies!" This time I was ready. They might be pink, they might be pigs flying, but in the end they would be pork!

#WhenPigsFly #VisualInspiration #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon #Fantasy #Tootfic #MicroFiction #FlashFiction #funny #joke #humor

❄️ Artist: #DavidZinn in City: #AnnArbor USA 🇺🇸 2024 - Title:
🔴 "To whoever lost a glove on
Madison Street: thank you for the
uplifting contribution."
🟡 "An denjenigen, der in der
Madison Street einen Handschuh
verloren hat: Danke für den
erhebenden Beitrag."
#StreetArt #Art #Chalkart #Graffemera #SidewalkChalk #3Dartist #LostGlove #WhenPigsFly #Pig
#WingsAreWhereYouFindThem 🪽
#GoodMorning ! ☕🥐
Flying pigs and being human.

Knowing how you feel, what you think and being able to talk clearly about it is an important skill to cultivate. This is true for everyone and especially true for anyone trying to do anything creat…

sue clancy
@professorkiosk
A pig flies every time Marjorie Taylor Green boards a flight ✈️ .
The future is now.
#MAGA #MarjorieTrailerGreene
#whenpigsfly #GOP