I am the prince of darkness with a booger up my nose and I like to shag underage girls.

#redEyeSpecial #Andrew #wanker

Nigel Farage - who warned us to never trust a Tory - welcomes a former Tory, that famously voted for us to remain in the EU, into his ranks! Nothing to see here! There is nothing to see here! Move along! Move along!

(It’s also worth mentioning that Jenrick is the MP for Newark. If only there was a suitable anagram that we could make from Newark to describe this man)

#NigelFarageIsNotYourFriend #ReformUK #RobertJenrick #NigelFarage #Grifters #GriftersGottaGrift #Wanker

Can’t wait for Trump to start claiming he ended The Great Emu War.

#trump #wanker

@ozeng

And yet you felt the need to *tell* me you were muting me.

Specific jokes are the best jokes. Otherwise, we'd all be telling each other knock-knock jokes.

#wanker #plonk