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Wanker, wanks in WankPanzer.
Wank, wank,wank.
CheapPontoon@joannaholman
Encourage them. A justifiable use of #ai would be videos showing #wankpanzer action as amphibious vehicles.
Encourage them. A justifiable use of #ai would be videos showing #wankpanzer action as amphibious vehicles.
Faraiwe
Dr. Seltsam 🌎🎶🌳RE: https://tapbots.social/@paul/116542221292013177
News from the #wankpanzer 😂
Nate CochraneStart with banning all #Wankpanzer imports and then a buy-back scheme for those already on the road.
That's it.
#auspol #RoadSafety
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...
Road safety advocates want tig...
Road safety advocates want tig...
🥑 Yours Truly! Unruly 🇨🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦🌻
Frank Heijkamp@Akki
Sadly enough the #swasticars #wankpanzer catching fire and devouring its owner seems to be an ongoing thing.
I understand that a lot of macho men like a good BBQ. However my advice would be, please make sure you yourself are not part of the burning process.
@TheBreadmonkey
Dave RahardjaThe #Tesla #Cybertruck is a flop.
The Cybertruck sold a total of around 55,000 units so far, with many of the latter sales propped up by SpaceX buying a bunch, because retail purchases have collapsed.
In contrast, the Ford Edsel, the poster boy for automotive¹ flops, sold 116,000 units between 1957 and 1959; that is, the Edsel sold twice as many units as the Cybertruck.
It’s even funnier when we realize that the US population in 1957 was *half* what it is today. So on a per-capita basis, the Cybertruck sold only a QUARTER as well as the Edsel.
#wankpanzer #incelCamino #fuckTesla
¹ To be clear, we are comparing mass-market consumer cars, not limited-edition bespoke units for rich buyers.
https://electrek.co/2026/04/16/tesla-cybertruck-spacex-1279-q4-sales-inflated/
jornySo... it turns out that the wankpanzer (aka cybertruck) was even less desirable and popular than previously though. Almost a fifth of sales were to othjer companies in the Muskosphere, meaning that the huge flop the car turned out to be is even floppier!
https://cleantechnica.com/2026/04/16/spacex-dominating-tesla-cybertruck-sales/
SpaceX Dominating Tesla Cybertruck Sales - CleanTechnica
Support CleanTechnica's work through a Substack subscription or on Stripe. If Tesla Cybertruck sales didn’t look bad before, they sure do now. Apparently, SpaceX has been buying a huge chunk of them. There haven’t been many sales in recent months, but Musk’s companies have been buying them, especially SpaceX. According ... [continued]
Craig GOf course The Deep has a cybertruck and listens to Limp Bizkit 😂
*Chef's Kiss*