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"The United States 'government' have announced that the ‘Strait of Hormuz’ is to be renamed the ‘Strait of America’.

It comes after Iran effectively shut off access to the strait following the start of the US-Israeli attacks, though the US now believes renaming the water body as the ‘Strait of America’ would allow oil and gas to flow once again.

“The Strait of America is officially open,” said President Trump, updating the press in the White House.

“We’re gonna have so much oil, folks. So much gas. You’ve never seen so much gas in your life. The prices are coming down, everybody’s saying it. It’s our strait. We own it. What a beauty. The hottest strait in the world right now.

“Iran was deploying mines in the strait. They’re American mines now. Tremendous mines. Probably the greatest mines known to man. It’s powerful stuff. Those mines could kill alotta people. Alotta bad people. Nasty people. But they’re our mines now. They’re the Mines of America.

“We’re renaming the Middle East next. There’s alotta name suggestions. Alotta great ideas. Everyone knows I’m a proud New Yorker. Maybe we could call it the Middle East Side. We haven’t decided yet. But it’s gonna be so great. So huge.

“We’re winning so big.”

#loserTrump #tRUMP #WarWonger #fascist
#Wanker

Frank Mar 10

Vile is backpeddalling like mad after the lawyers pointed out how much it's gonna cost to sue. Any money the co want out of their ludicrous contract.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2026/mar/10/kyle-sandilands-jackie-o-dispute-apology

#wanker

Kyle Sandilands apologises to former co-host Jackie ‘O’ Henderson and says he wants program back on air

Kiis FM radio host accuses ARN of not running ‘genuine process’ before terminating Henderson’s contract and suspending him following pair’s on-air fight

The Guardian

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Kevin Karhan

Mar 8

@Mike_G_Hyrm @Nephele @Saupreiss @Perowinger94 +9001%

Ich meine, wer erinnert sich nicht an das #Mimimi vom #Reichenghetto #Sylt als das #Deutschlandticket dafür sorgte dass #Ottonormalbürger*innen dorthin konnten???

#Merz und andere #Wanker wie #Bankster sind trotzdem dorthin geflogen, weil 'mit dem #Lohnarbeiter-Pöbel setzt der sich doch nicht in den Zug!'…

Sport Ponies 🐎🐴🍁Feb 28

I'll take the #Banker over the #Wanker any day 😊😉

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rn4mmstrs3ddbdynnkiywyee/post/3mfp7pmwhrs2d

Insurgo Formica Feb 19

Right on cue, Ross Greenwood spruiking rate rises based on today's unemployment rate.
#auspol #wanker

Steve Mitchell Jan 16

Nigel Farage - who warned us to never trust a Tory - welcomes a former Tory, that famously voted for us to remain in the EU, into his ranks! Nothing to see here! There is nothing to see here! Move along! Move along!

(It’s also worth mentioning that Jenrick is the MP for Newark. If only there was a suitable anagram that we could make from Newark to describe this man)

#NigelFarageIsNotYourFriend #ReformUK #RobertJenrick #NigelFarage #Grifters #GriftersGottaGrift #Wanker

The Sgt Joker Jan 14

In true DEI fashion, Cadet Bonespurs, who couldn't pass an Army physical, just promoted himself to Captain. #Wanker #CaptainUnderpants #CaptainCrazypants