Words may have more than a single meaning.

#subtoot #plonk

🦈 @skynet_test -> #plonk

@mayintoronto

> every town in Canada north of Sudbury

Oh little heavenly stars, you think Sudbury qualifies as "north"? "Tell me you live in southern Ontario without saying you live in southern Ontario".

To continue your thought...

> every town in Canada north of Sudbury has a plug for every car park.

You are absolutely clueless about life outside the Windsor-Montreal corridor or BC lower mainland or whatever other semi-tropical part of Canada you live in. You appear to have never visited the prairies, much less the north.

> Rural Canada is basically the niche use case.

To paraphrase, you're saying "Everyone who isn't like me should go fuck themselves, I don't care what their situation is".

#plonk #clueless #BlockMe #scold #Karen

@[email protected]

Since you now are no longer just a relay, but socially active with #boost s of your own alternative service, you're out!

#plonk !

#fedivers #mastodon #bluesky

@dj You should try it.

#plonk

@ozeng

And yet you felt the need to *tell* me you were muting me.

Specific jokes are the best jokes. Otherwise, we'd all be telling each other knock-knock jokes.

#wanker #plonk

@mattblaze

Well, the normal-people [1] contingent supports you, even if we're quiet about it.

"YOU get a block, and YOU get a block, and YOU get a block, and YOU get a block, ..."

[1] As normal as the fediverse gets, anyway.

#block #plonk #AbbieNormal

And so it has started, according to a Friend in work it's 99 Days to Christmas.

I'm not saying he's obsessed, but he has a web site - "Gonk on the Plonk"

#gonk #plonk #sockwinkel

https://gonkplonk.com/

Gonk on the Plonk - A Christmas Tradition for adults

The home of all things Gonks. Gonk on the Plonk tells the story of how the Gonks come to work for Santa and how they found their love of alcohol.

Gonk on the Plonk