"Update: Under Linda Yaccarino, X is placing ads for major brands on a verified pro-Hitler account"
Any more comments on my part feel like belaboring the point at this stage.
#ShitbirdSite #Twitter #TwitterCEO #LindaYaccarino #StandUpComedy #satire #Hitler
"Linda Yaccarino celebrates her first public victory as X CEO by reviving an advertising council Elon Musk disbanded"
When you have no accomplishments in a new job, anything will look like a victory.
You know what? I think it won't be a victory, but I'm ready to be proved wrong. Calling this a victory *now*, however, is quite premature.
So far I've been proved right that Yaccarino has made no difference to the way Twitter is run. It was a dumpster fire before her, and it still is.
#Yaccarino #TwitterCEO #Twitter #ShitbirdSite #ads #marketing #premature
https://fortune.com/2023/08/11/linda-yaccarino-elon-musk-x-twitter-advertisers-client-council/
"Linda Yaccarino says Twitter will reinstate ‘client council’ for ad execs"
I know some are going to gloat and say "See? I told you!" For my part, I'm going to believe that this will make a difference when it does make a difference.
One tactic of tinpot dictators is to reinstate the institutions that they destroyed. However, those new institutions are empty shells. They do the bidding of the tinpot dictator.
Yaccarino: "It would be good optics to bring back the client council."
Muskrat: "Alright, but I can ignore their complaints and override all their decisions."
Yaccarino: "But... it will be a powerless body."
Muskrat: "Yes, that's the point."
#ShitbirdSite #Twitter #Yaccarino #TwitterCEO #ElonMusk #ElonMuskrat #TinpotDictators
"Linda Yaccarino, CEO of X, says she has autonomy from Elon Musk to run the business"
Wow, I did not know that #Yaccarino had started a career in standup comedy. Good for her!
#ShitbirdSite #Twitter #TwitterCEO #CINO #StandupComedy #satire #ElonMusk #ElonMuskrat
You know what? Fuck it. I'm changing my name to ᴎ. A name change no one asked for and no one will like or understand.
Today, in the grand tradition of releasing software libraries with the suffix "-fy" at the end, I present to you the brand-new library:
enshittify
This library will take care of turning your entire community against you, thereby ensuring that your company crashes into the ground so bad that both #Musk and Reddit's CEO whose name I cannot remember will be envious of you.
This library will be available free of charge to people who give me $3 billion in the #DogeCoin equivalent, or buy this limited edition NTF of my foot, up someone's rear end.
#software #company #TwitterCEO #ElonMusk #ElonMuskrat #RedditCEO #CrashAndBurn #enshittify
Standard #CEO playbook. When the company goes well, it is because of the CEO. When the company craters, it is due to external forces.
(I know #Musk is not CEO anymore... but do you really think #Yaccarino is not a CINO (a CEO In Name Only)?)
Musk's own #bullshit couldn't possibly be to blame.
#ShitbirdSite #Twitter #TwitterCEO #SelfMadeManMyth #SelfMadeMan #debt #ElonMuskrat #idiocy #stupidity
"Shit, I did not realize I was joining a sinking ship. Where's my golden parachute?"
"You're mixing metaphors idiot. A parachute is no use on a sinking ship."
"It is if the ship is...er ... sinking through the clouds... merf."
"Oh, sure, and you're a fairy godmother, right?"
"Maybe?"
"Where are your wings?"
"Hidden under my clothing."
"But if you have wings, why the parachute?"
"😭 When will I get my life back?"
#Yaccarino #TwitterCEO #ShitbirdSite
https://www.dexerto.com/tech/twitter-ceo-responds-to-threads-impressive-launch-2201936/
never have i seen such a crock of cock-gobbling suck-up horseshit. is there any chance at all she actually believes this? i mean i guess i could say the same thing for the size paycheck she'll be getting...
https://twitter.com/lindayacc/status/1668300211591188480?s=20
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