Toilet Humour

For a person who dislikes toilet humour, it’s amazing how many of my jokes involve lavatories.

It goes over, in front. Period

#memes #dankmemes #toilethumour #rolling

So I accidentally let out a particularly foul stew fart of monumental proportions in an entrance lobby. It was so cloying I had to leave.

When I came back in 20 minutes later it was still there.

One of the group hiring the hall came in, promptly headed for the toilet and put a load of bleach down.

"The septic tank sometimes does that" she said.

... Sorry - Septic Tank isn't my name, but yeah it was me.

#fart #toilethumour

Absolutely the truth.

#toilethumour #fartjokes #fart #smut

Have you seen the film “Constipation”?
No?
That’s because it hasn’t come out yet!

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #toilethumour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7SvG1Qle0w

#TheDailyShow #RonnyChieng

Yeah, it's supposed to be #ToiletHumour but there's some important stuff you'd want to know, that the legacy media isn't talking about

Fun fact: my toilet is mounted like 10 cm too high for comfort. That does make it a comfortable height if you are wearing inline skates.

#ToiletHumour #inlineskating