A Joke A DayInsomnia
It’s better to have dreamed and wakened than to suffer incurable insomnia.
It’s a fake
Winter's not real. It's just a plot by Big Puffer Jacket!
Gone, but not forgotten.
It was over 100 years ago. One way or another Schrödinger's cat is dead. (In reality it was in November 1935 that Schrödinger published, so this posting has obviously come through a wormhole from 9 or more years in the future. Quantum!)
Strong Passwords
I woke up today to find an email from Wikipedia. Someone had tried to break into my account. Luckily my password is a very strong one: VeryStrongOne123!
Placebos
My hypochondria’s so bad my doctor prescribes me broad spectrum placebos.
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #Hypochondria #NZComedy #Placebos
Light Bulbs
It’s getting dark outside.
I think I’ll go and panic buy light bulbs.
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #Lightbulbs #NZComedy #PanicBuying
Toad Redux
Q: Why did the chicken cross the toad?
A: Autocorrect!
#AucklandComedy #Autocorrect #Comedy #CrossThetoad #NZComedy
Fashion Disaster
I look pretty hot in everything except maxi-dresses.
Nobody looks good in a maxi-dress.
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #MaxiDress #NZComedy
Time and Tide
Time and peristalsis wait for no-one.
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #NZComedy #Peristalsis #Time
New Study Shows
A new study shows that people will believe almost anything that begins “New study shows.”
#AucklandComedy #Comedy #NewStudy #NZComedy