NH Gov Chris Sununu Will STOP TRUMP By Not Running Against Trump

Mike Pence's koan is what is the sound of one man hanging.

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South Carolina Gov Henry McMaster Gonna Hunt Down All The Democrats (Black People) With Dogs

Yep, that's what he said.

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Tim Scott Not A Virgin, FYI

In case you were wondering.

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Tim Scott Isn't Any Better Than MAGA, Just Duller

Yes, we realize that's not Tim Scott in the photo above.

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Ron ‘Chuckles’ DeSantis Running For Silver Medal In Republican Presidential Primary

Not fired up. Not ready to go.

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Three Republicans To Announce Intention To Get Beaten Like Max Schmeling In GOP Primary

Have fun storming the castle.

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Senate Not Doing Dianne Feinstein Or Democracy Any Favors Right Now

This is both sad and shameful.

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New York Times And Kyrsten Sinema Team Up For Whatever This Foul Sh*t Is

You got your poop in my also poop.

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We Think Maybe Tim Scott Still Running For President?

Take a hint, dude.

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LOL! Tim Scott ... LOL! ... Running For POTUS ... LOL! No, Seriously!

The one Black person in South Carolina who's not welcome at my aunt's house.

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