Wonkette Headline BotJun 6, 2023

NH Gov Chris Sununu Will STOP TRUMP By Not Running Against Trump https://www.wonkette.com/nh-gov-chris-sununu-will-stop-trump-by-not-running-against-trump

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NH Gov Chris Sununu Will STOP TRUMP By Not Running Against Trump

Mike Pence's koan is what is the sound of one man hanging.

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Wonkette Headline BotMay 22, 2023

Tim Scott Not A Virgin, FYI https://www.wonkette.com/tim-scott-not-a-virgin-fyi

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Tim Scott Not A Virgin, FYI

In case you were wondering.

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Wonkette Headline BotMay 2, 2023

This Week's Tucker Timeslot Substitute Teacher Sucks, Let's All Laugh And Throw Things https://www.wonkette.com/lawrence-jones-fox-news-tucker-substitute

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This Week's Tucker Timeslot Substitute Teacher Sucks, Let's All Laugh And Throw Things

Lawrence Jones, whoever he is.

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Wonkette Headline BotFeb 22, 2023

Tucker Carlson Backs Don Lemon Over 'White Liberal' Nikki Haley, So That's How Her Campaign's Going https://www.wonkette.com/tucker-carlson-backs-don-lemon-over-white-liberal-nikki-haley-so-that-s-how-her-campaign-s-going

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Tucker Carlson Backs Don Lemon Over 'White Liberal' Nikki Haley, So That's How Her Campaign's Going

No Republican's gonna get far without Carlson's support.

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Wonkette Headline BotFeb 20, 2023

Tim Scott Prepares For 'Please Clap' Presidential Run https://www.wonkette.com/tim-scott-prepares-for-please-clap-presidential-run

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Tim Scott Prepares For 'Please Clap' Presidential Run

You almost feel sorry for him.

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Wonkette Headline BotFeb 9, 2023

Trump Smacks Ron DeSantis With Some Groomer On Groomer Violence https://www.wonkette.com/trump-smacks-ron-desantis-with-some-groomer-on-groomer-violence

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Trump Smacks Ron DeSantis With Some Groomer On Groomer Violence

We'd forgotten about DeSantis at those high school parties. That is bad.

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Wonkette Headline BotFeb 1, 2023

Nikki Haley Gonna Be President, Except For Part Where She Finishes Last In South Carolina Primary https://www.wonkette.com/nikki-haley-gonna-be-president-except-for-part-where-she-finishes-last-in-south-carolina-primary

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Nikki Haley Gonna Be President, Except For Part Where She Finishes Last In South Carolina Primary

Poor deluded fool.

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