Tim Scott Isn't Any Better Than MAGA, Just Duller

Yes, we realize that's not Tim Scott in the photo above.

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Ron ‘Chuckles’ DeSantis Running For Silver Medal In Republican Presidential Primary

Not fired up. Not ready to go.

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Jeb Bush Luvs Ron DeSantis, Kissyface Emoji, Exclamation Point

Why Ron DeSantis is NOTHING like that awful Donald Trump.

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Trump Smacks Ron DeSantis With Some Groomer On Groomer Violence

We'd forgotten about DeSantis at those high school parties. That is bad.

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