Kyrsten Sinema, Staunch Champion Of Abortion Rights, Except For All The Ways She's Not!

Hey Ruben Gallego, u up?

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Look At These Butt-Heads Voting To Roll Back Student Debt Relief! What A Bunch Of Butt-Heads!

Yay for the veto.

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'No Labels' Jerks Working Hard To Ratf**k 2024 Election

When Joe Lieberman joins forces with Pat McCrory, you know you're screwed.

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King Charles Recuperates From Grueling Coronation In Romanian Hideaway! Tabs, Tues., May 23, 2023

Come and get your Tabs!

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Why Cheap Sushi's Days Are Numbered. Tabs, Tues., May 16, 2023

Come and get your Tabs!

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Hey, Look At Joe Biden Call White Supremacists Terrorists, Not 'Very Fine People'!

Gotta love a non-racist POS president.

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New York Times And Kyrsten Sinema Team Up For Whatever This Foul Sh*t Is

You got your poop in my also poop.

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Mitch McConnell Won't Save Nation From MAGA Default, Will Be Mitch McConnell Instead

Oh right, we're still talking about the debt ceiling!

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Why You Can't Prove Daisy Buchanan Killed Myrtle Wilson. Tabs, Tues., May 9, 2023

Comes and your Tabs!

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A Former And Current Democrat Wrestle Against A Moral Universe

It's your unjust Sunday show rundown!

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