Three Republicans To Announce Intention To Get Beaten Like Max Schmeling In GOP Primary

Have fun storming the castle.

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Ron DeSantis, Pudding Fingerer

Ugg-booted fascist maybe not ready for primetime.

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We Interrupt Your Regular Programing With GOP's Tech Clown Candidate

It's your very narrow Sunday show rundown!

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Republican Losers Club Update

It's your Republican presidential primary-focused Sunday show rundown!

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Republican 2024 Loyalty Pledge As Enforceable As All Trump's Other Contracts

It's your first 2024 GOP primaries Sunday show rundown!

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Defending Your Candidacy

It's your Nikki Haley Sunday show rundown!

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Nikki Haley Already Forgetting To Run Against Donald Trump, What A Goof!

Got a real silly goose on our hands.

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