We Think Maybe Tim Scott Still Running For President?

Take a hint, dude.

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Everybody Hates Tucker's January 6 Sedition Porn Recruitment Video, Even Republican Senators

The regular ones, not the Josh Hawley seditionist ones.

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Republican Losers Club Update

It's your Republican presidential primary-focused Sunday show rundown!

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Guess Hannity Thinks Marjorie Taylor Greene's 'National Divorce' Secession Sh*t Is Good For Ratings

Just like the 'Big Lie' shit was good for ratings.

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Mitt Romney: George Santos Should Sit Down, Shut Up, Leave Congress

Not necessarily in that order.

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"A sick puppy": Romney's tense exchange with George Santos at State of the Union

"Given the fact that he’s under ethics investigation, he should be sitting in the back row and being quiet instead of parading in front of the president."

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Senate Republicans Insist House GOP Take Lead On Debt Ceiling Talks. So We're All Doomed.

Debt ceiling update!

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2022: Oh Yeah, We Canceled ERREBODY

Yes, this post contains your annual allotment of Elon Musk.

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