Is there a #TextMeme encyclopedia / archive?
e.g. "It's only X if it's from the region of Y in Z, otherwise it's just sparkling A"
with examples, and fuzzy constraints on X, Y, Z and A
@ricardo @mms Oh, what a time to be alive — now I can easily translate all Soviet/Russian jokes about General Secretaries and presidents and they will be understandable by ppl who never lived in these countries 
"One american eldery woman saw the camel first time in her life. And she immediately started to crying. When she was asked: why is she crying? The woman answered: Look! What the American authorities have done to a horse!"
"The Robert F Kennedy and Donald Trump flying in the plane in the Washington DC sky. Robert looks down and see the big queues of homeless people, trying to get some food from the charities. And Kennedy says to Trump: «Look! If you drop down some food, then the people will love you and they happily kiss you!» Suddenly the plane pilot answered: «If I drop down both of you — then the people will LOVE me and kiss me so much! 🙂»"
"Donald Trump was asked: «Why are there deficit of eggs in the stores?» And he answered: «Oh you know, the chickens can't keep up with us, running in the bright future of Great America»"
Beware when boosting! In Soviet Russia some of these andecdotes lead to the 10 years in the jail and 3 years with loss of citizen rights. Photo of criminal case attached.
نام : من دبیان دوست دارم با پلاسما.
میگن یه دبیان یوزر رفته به کیدیای یک آپشن درخواست داده بعد بهش گفتن برو دو سال دیگه تو آپدیت نسخهی جدید دبیان برات میفرستیم
طرف میگه دو سال دیگه همین روز صبح یا بعد از ظهر؟
بهش میگن حالا کو تا دوسال دیگه، برات چه فرقی داره صبح باشه یا بعد از ظهر ؟
میگه آخه ریلیز بعدی دبیان صبحش میاد اگر بعدظهر بدین از ریلیز جا میمونه باید دو سال دیگه هم صبر کنم.
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