Mastodawn

If you could #teleport literally anywhere, would #WaffleHouse be your 1st (or 10th, 100th, etc) choice? Asking for #Trump's delusional #MAGA Administration...

	Waffle House #1!
	Top 10.
	Top 100.
	Wtf‽

Poll ends at Apr 22 at 5:59pm.

Optimistic Moron Apr 5

Got to admit, I'd be a lot more concerned if God teleported him to IHOP:

https://www.jalopnik.com/2139605/fema-head-says-god-teleported-him-to-waffle-house

#FEMA #teleport #wafflehouse #maga

America's Federal Emergency Response Is Currently Led By A Guy Who Insists God Teleported Him To A Waffle House

FEMA head Gregg Phillips says God teleported him once before. It was while he was in his car... and lo, it was into a ditch. Hallelujah!

Jalopnik

theHastyOne Apr 5

In my late teens, I cooked for waffle house, 10pm to 6am. I have seen many people that would likely claim to have teleported sit in the booths. I can assure you very few of them actually did. #wafflehouse #wafflehouseteleport #teleport #USpol

शून्यता Apr 2

“Haters gonna hate,” says hateful member of the most hateful administration since Jefferson Davis. (klu) #FEMA #Teleport #WaffleHouse

Minecraft Memery ⛏️Mar 29

#Endeman #DiamondBlock #DiamondBlocks #Diamond #Diamonds #Teleport #Teleportation.

#Minecraft #MinecraftMeme #MinecraftMemes #VideoGame #VideoGames #Gaming #GamingMeme #GamingMemes #Meme #Memes

ARGVMI~1.PIF Mar 25

Warning: attempting to #teleport between the moons of Mars may result in #doom.

#gaming #retrogaming #shitpost

Bandersnatch Mar 23

Anyone can #teleport if they drink enough #Tequila.

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Cory Carson Mar 21

#wafflehouse #teleport DON WORRIE GUYS, ITS NOT LIKE WE PUT HIM IN CHARGE OF FEMA
*hurried whispers*
oh no

RTN Mar 11

defencesecurityasia:
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Iran Missile Strike on Israel’s Satellite Communications Hub. Viral Footage of SES Ha’Ela Teleport Destruction Sparks Global Strategic Alarm
"
"Ultimately, the claim that a missile destroyed the SES Ha’Ela Satellite Station remains unverified, "

https://defencesecurityasia.com/en/iran-missile-strike-israel-ses-haela-satellite-station-beit-shemesh/

10.3.2026

Based on the pictures, I think at least part of the facility may be destroyed.

#Bodenstation #Iran #Israel #Raumfahrt #satcom #Satellitenkommunikation #SES #SpaceFlight #Teleport

Iran Missile Strike on Israel’s Satellite Communications Hub. Viral Footage of SES Ha’Ela Teleport Destruction Sparks Global Strategic Alarm

Unverified viral footage circulating online claims that an Iranian missile strike destroyed multiple antennas at Israel’s SES Ha’Ela Satellite Station south of Beit Shemesh—raising urgent questions about the vulnerability of strategic satellite communications infrastructure during the escalating Iran–Israel conflict.

Defence Security Asia

Habr Dec 23

Рендер-функции и Teleport в Vue.js

Декларативные шаблоны Vue решают 90% задач фронтенда. Но периодически возникают ситуации, где шаблонного синтаксиса оказывается мало. Нужен более тонкий контроль над рендерингом или возможность вынести часть компонента за пределы его естественной позиции в DOM-дереве. Для таких случаев Vue 3 послал нам render-функции и встроенный компонент Teleport. Понять Vue

https://habr.com/ru/companies/otus/articles/978308/

#vuejs #рендерфункции #Teleport #виртуальный_DOM #реактивность #SPA

Рендер-функции и Teleport в Vue.js

Декларативные шаблоны Vue решают 90% задач фронтенда. Но периодически возникают ситуации, где шаблонного синтаксиса оказывается мало. Нужен более тонкий контроль над рендерингом или возможность...

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