Optimistic Moron

Got to admit, I'd be a lot more concerned if God teleported him to IHOP:

https://www.jalopnik.com/2139605/fema-head-says-god-teleported-him-to-waffle-house

#FEMA #teleport #wafflehouse #maga

America's Federal Emergency Response Is Currently Led By A Guy Who Insists God Teleported Him To A Waffle House

FEMA head Gregg Phillips says God teleported him once before. It was while he was in his car... and lo, it was into a ditch. Hallelujah!

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Apr 5 at 7:38pmWeb