Da_GutThis waffle house cook just said “three hashbrowns!” Then laughed like the count from Sesame Street
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Waffle House Teleporter
⭐ 🔳 🔳 🔳 🔳 Mar 22, 2026
Terrible. Took me to another Waffle House
Actually, I prefer the Tastee Freez Teleporters
Paul Chambers🚧@Jason844 I'd rather have a Trump official teleporting to #WaffleHouse than one shooting puppies because they are a bad human and bad caregiver of a puppy. #USpol
Coming up on the next Dr. Who...
Backstory🔗 Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before #WaffleHouse
‘Teleporting is no fun,’ Gregg Phillips, picked to lead Fema’s office of response and recovery, has said on a podcast #USpol
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/20/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house
it was very extremely cool for that FEMA official in charge of Disaster Response to let it slip about the Waffle House teleporters
that shit was CLASSIFIED
I'm not a betting man, but if SNL doesn't lead off with a WAFFLE HOUSE teleportation skit I will ...
...dang i am not a betting man
Zaphod Beeblebrox@the_etrain
I’ve never teleported to a Waffle House, but I have discovered a ‘Whole New World’ while riding a magic carpet around.
#WaffleHouse
I’ve never teleported to a Waffle House, but I have discovered a ‘Whole New World’ while riding a magic carpet around.
#WaffleHouse
BetteI've never been to a Waffle House, teleported or not. I do, however, enjoy waffles.