Cotswolds Panic as JD Vance Invades Summer Hideaway Like Tourist Tornado

#satire #JDVance #Cotswolds #SummerChaos #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com The picturesque Cotswolds, famous for hay bales, honey-stone villages, and Americans who say “quaint” ten times a minute, is bracing for its biggest challenge yet: an alleged summer holiday visit from US Senator JD Vance. Local residents expressed a blend of terror and confusion upon hearing rumors that Vance, best known…

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