Imagine...
You are wandering in the woods, and you see an inviting looking hole in a tree or the ground or something, so you decide to stick your penis in...
STOP!
You don't know what's in that hole. You may stick your penis in thinking it's a good idea, but before you know it, *Snap!*, your penis is gone!
IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!
Do the right thing. Do the bright thing.
THINK before you put your penis in unfamiliar holes.
JUST SAY NO.
@lina The best shitposts come from a place of just allowing yourself to type the random shit in your head onto the internet.
@puppygirlhornypost2
There are special tax brackets for Genetically Superior groups, like people named Clyde.
Being named Clyde is a form of genetic superiority, and (((They))) make you pay more taxes to keep the Minnesotan population from rising up.
When their proof that the #MoonLanding was fake is that the Earth in the background is round and not flat.
WELL SHIT, FUCK ME, I GUESS YOU GOT ME THERE
#FlatEarth #astronomy #conspiracy #globetard #StopTheMindControlBallotBoxes
Getting tired of all of these crypto bros trying to force everyone to use the blockchain in new and stupid ways. The very idea that we would make it a law that all men in the country need to put their penises on the blockchain isn't just unconstitutional, the very logistics are completely insane! Like bruh, you're saying a dude will have to make a transaction just to whip it out? What happens when someone inevitably injects code to steal all these penises that people have been forced to put on the blockchain under penalty of law?? No more penises because blockchain???
THE TECHBROS DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER, THEY ARE JUST PUSHING YET ANOTHER INSANE IDEA BECAUSE IT HAS BLOCKCHAIN IN IT!!
SAY NO TO BILLIONAIRE TECHBROS!!!
#Blockchain #Cockchain #TechBros #CryptoBros #Penises #KeepItInYourPants #KeepPenisesOffTheBlockchain #StopTheSteal #StopTheMindControlBallotBoxes
TYPICAL POLITIFUR
ALL PAW
NO BEANS
#BigCum gonna steal our jars so we have to buy it straight from the source: '''Them'''.
#StopTheSteal #CumWantsToBeFree #DIYCumMovement2024 #SocializeCum #FreeMyPeople #StopTheMindControlBallotBoxes
@dgar
SMH these mufuggas found a way to make us pay for merely existing. Truly, capitalist monetisation has been allowed to go too far...
#Monetization #Capitalism #LifeTax #PayToExist #MonetizeThisDick #FreeMyPeople #StopTheMindControlBallotBoxes
YOU CAN'T CALL JOE BIDEN A CHINA MAN BECAUSE IT'S POLITICALLY INCORRECT.
THE WOKE WILL CANCEL YOU, AND CALL YOU HORRIBLE NAMES LIKE "DOESN'T KNOW WHAT CHINA IS"
#JoeBidenTruth #JoeBidenIsChinese #StopTheMindControlBallotBoxes
@ioletsgo
'''Big Update''' gotta install them Mind Control devices for '''Them'''
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